2007年09月24日 星期一 20:08这是Sandra Prusina写的一个原创的剧本，看来这位朋友对《老友记》很有研究啊，写得还是很不错的，一起来看看吧（PS: 这种东西要翻译就没意思了，看E文吧，呵呵）

The One With the Valentine's Day Surprise--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Written by Sandra Prusina. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------NOTE: ( this episode would be taking some place at the middle of the third season, Chandler and Janice had already broke up. Ross and Rachel were still together.) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene 1: Central Perk [Everyone is there except Joey]Phoebe: Isn't Valentines day coming up soon?Ross: Yeah, it is.Monica: Ahh yes. Another reminder of not having a boyfriend.Phoebe: ( to Ross, because Rachel is working ) Ross, what are you going to get Rachel?Ross: ( only half listening ) Getting Rachel for what?Chandler: Ross, you're the most pathetic guy that I know. You've had a girlfriend for like a year. That longer than me combined with any women that I've gone out with. I can't believe you haven't thought about Valentines day. Men are unbelievable, I would know. I am one.( Everyone gives him the weird look )Chandler: What? I'm just stating the facts.[TIME LAPSE]Phoebe: ( to Ross again ) Well...Ross: Well what?Phoebe: What are you going to get her?Ross: I don't know yet. I've had a lot of things in mind. What do you think she wants?Phoebe: Well.. ( sticks out her hand as she was wearing a ring )Ross: Huh?( Phoebe does hand motions but Ross still looks confused )Monica: Ross a ring dummy!Ross: A ring? What for? ( long pause ) like an engagement ring?Phoebe: Duh.Ross: ( speaking in a low tone ) I dunno, I've thought about it it's just that I'm kind of scared.Chandler: ( very loudly ) Scared of what?Ross: I'm scared.. I'm scared ( takes a deep breath ) I'm scared that every women that I marry... you know... will change and stuff.Phoebe: Change what? Ross what are you talking about?Ross: You know-

( he gets interrupted, Joey walks in )Joey: Hey guys.Rachel:( who is pouring coffee ) Hey Joey.Everyone else : Hey.Joey: Monica, I found this slipped under your door.Monica: What is it?Joey: I think that it's a love letter ( give her a wink )( Monica opens it )Monica ( reading ) : "Dear Monica, I miss you. I need you in my life again.: Wow!!!!( getting excited) Who do you think it's from? Richard? Oh my god, maybe it's from Richard!!!!! ( Monica clutches the letter ).Scene 2: Monica and Rachel's [Everyone is there.]Monica ( still looks like she is in heaven ) Richard, I bet it's Richard. ( Sniffs the envelope ) It sure smells like him.Rachel: I'm going to take a quick shower.Ross: Can I come?Rachel: Honey, if you came it wouldn't be too quick ( kisses him ).Chandler: Yeah, it would be even quicker.( Ross gives Chandler a glare ).Ross: Please?Rachel: No way. ( kisses him, and goes into the bathroom ).Phoebe: Now Ross, let's finish our little ringy conversation. What were you trying to tell us before?Ross ( sits down ) Well, you know how Carol... changed teams. Well, I don't want to go through that again.Monica: Ohh Ross.Chandler: Look Ross, do you love her?Ross: Yeah, sure I do.Chandler: Do you think about her all of the time?Ross: Yeah.Chandler: Well, we all know that she is totally in love with you. I say that you go for it.( Everyone looks at Chandler like it isn't him talking )Joey: Hey Ross, I have a question.Ross: Shoot.

Joey: What's the sex life like?Monica and Phoebe: Joey!Joey: What?( Monica and Phoebe start talking )Ross ( to Joey ): Better than you could ever believe!( Joey gives Ross two thumbs up )Scene 3( the next day ) Monica/Rachel's [The girls are eating breakfast.]Monica: Is Ross up yet?Rachel: No he's still sleeping..( Phoebe and Monica giggle, Rachel looks confused )Rachel: What?Phoebe: Nothing.( long pause )Rachel: I think that something is up with Ross.Phoebe ( clearing her throat ): why would you think that?Rachel: Last night, we were having this totally romantic dinner, but all he could do is stare at my hands. Usually when we are at dinner he wants to go at it right there. He can't keep his hands off of me. Not that that's a bad thing ( Rachel smiles then focuses ). It's weird Monica, but food turns your brother on so bad. One time when you were shopping one morning, we were eating breakfast and we sort of did it on this table.Monica: ( shocked ) this table???Phoebe: That is so sweet. Well, what hand did he keeping looking at last night?Rachel: Left.Phoebe: Ohhh!!!Rachel: Am I missing something?( there's a knock at the door, Phoebe gets up to answer it )Phoebe: hi, can I help you?Delivery Man: I have a delivery for a Miss. Monica Geller. Please sign here.Phoebe: Ok sure. thanks. ( closes the door ) Ohh Monica look another letter/( Monica grabs it from Phoebe and tears it open )Monica: ( reading it ) " Monica, I want to meet you again. I will come to your door at 8:00 on Valentines day. I can't wait too see you again." Ohh Richard ( sighs )( Ross comes out of the bed room )Ross: Morning ladies.Phoebe: Quick hide the food!!Ross: Morning Rachel ( they kiss for a really long time, Monica and Phoebe observe )Phoebe: Hello? ( they continue kissing )Monica: I thought that they had enough of that last night? Boy, talk about energy.Phoebe: Do you want us to leave so you two bunnies can put this kitchen table to it's real use. ( they finally break it off )Ross: I have to get going.Rachel: I'll walk out with you, I've got to get to work ( gets up )Ross: See ya guys.Monica: Bye.

( in the hallway )Rachel: Where are you going?Ross: Shopping.Rachel: Shopping with out me?Ross: Don't worry, I'm going shopping with the guys, plus you wouldn't be interested in what we were buying Anyways. ( kisses her on the nose )Rachel: Good.Ross: Oh yeah, Before I go, I have something special planned for Valentines day.Rachel: Really? ( she wraps her arms around him, much like she did in the one where Ross and Rachel...you know )Ross: Yeah. So Umm... could you be ready by seven?Rachel: Anything for you.( they kiss once again )Scene 4: Downtown in a Jewelry Store [The Guys are there.]Chandler: Ok Ross. The price range?Ross: I'm not too sure yet.Joey: How about this one? ( pointing to a ugly ring )( Ross and Chandler both groan )Joey ( takes the women's ring and puts it on ) Well, it looks great on me. ( holding out the ring )Salesperson: Hello gentlemen, how may I help you?Ross: Yes, I'm looking for an engagement ring.Salesperson: Please don't tell me that it's for him ( pointing to Joey who is still admiring the ring from before )Ross: What? God no. It's for my girlfriend.Salesperson ( looks relived ): Ok good, well what's the price range that you are looking for?Ross: I'm not too sure yet...show me what you've got.( in the background you can hear a struggle, with Chandler and Joey's voices )Joey: Pull Harder...Harder Chandler harder!!!!( Chandler goes flying across the room, Ross and the sales person turns around.) Chandler: ( sheepishly ) We were trying to get off the ring.Scene 5: Central Perk [Everyone is there except Rachel]( They are all passing around the ring )Ross: SO what do you think?Phoebe: It's beautiful. This must have cost you a fortune.Ross: Yeah well it's going to be worth it.

Monica: Ohh Ross. Rachel is going to be my sister in law ( kisses him on the cheek ).Joey: Oh yeah, well she's going to be my....friends. So ha-ha!Scene 6: the next day: Monica and Rachel's [Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast.]Rachel: So are you excited about today?Monica: Why would I be excited?Rachel: I don't know, just trying to make conversation. Monica: So what did you get Ross?Rachel: A watch.Monica: How much?Rachel: A lot, lets just say it was worth a life time of tips.Monica: Hmm... well I guess that it wasn't to expensive then.( Rachel gives Monica a sarcastic ha ha look )Scene 7: Later that night [Monica and Rachel's]( Ross set up the balcony very nicely, with candles and wine. He looks great dressed up in a black suit )Rachel: ( dressed in a black evening gown. Ross is leading her out of her bedroom blindfolded ) Ok where are we goin?Ross: Some place familiar. ( leads her through the window )Rachel: Ahh yes, the balcony. I think that I have been here before.Ross: Ok ( takes off the blindfold )Rachel: Wow! Oh Ross, you are so wonderful. ( long pause. Rachel walks and looks over the ledge ) It's such a wonderful night. I can't think of anything that could make this night anymore prefect. ( Ross joins her and she leans against him ) Ohh look, Ugly Naked guy...Ross: Isn't Ugly Naked guy anymore, neither is Ugly Naked Gal.Rachel: Wow, he's wearing clothes. He must really be in love.Ross: yeah, the things that you do for love. ( kisses Rachel ).Scene 8: Chandler and Joey's [Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are there.]( Chandler is watching Baywatch.....Phoebe and Joey are talking in the kitchen )Joey: You know, it really sucks spending Valentine's day alone....especially the night.Phoebe: So do I. I really wish I had somebody.Joey: Yeah, me too. ( They stare at each other and hold the gaze until Chandler starts yelling the background.)Chandler: Run Yasmine!! Sprint!!!Joey: Seesh. So, do you think that Ross has asked Rach yet?Phoebe: I don't know. I have an idea, ok if you really want to find out we'll climb up the fire escape.Joey: Wouldn't that be spying?Phoebe: Yeah...

Joey: Cool.Scene 9: The Balcony [Ross and Rachel]Rachel: Oh Ross, this is so nice and romantic. Here, I've got something for you. ( hands him the gift )Ross: ( opens it ) Cool!!! This is an awesome watch. My god, Rachel how much did this cost you?Rachel: It doesn't matter. Do you like it?Ross: Of course. Thank you. ( takes a deep breath ) I don't know how to start so here it goes.( Rachel once again looks confused )( You can hear Phoebe and Joey. They are climbing the fire escape. The camera cuts to them )Joey: How much more?Phoebe: another floor. You're not tired yet are you Joey? Joey? ( long pause ) Joey! Stop staring at my butt.Joey: Huh? What? Oh sorry, it's hard to ignore if it's right there in front of you. I ya know what I mean. ( they continue climbing )Whoa, check out the babe in that apartment. Hey Phoebe, mind if I take a look.Phoebe: ( annoyed ) I don't care.( cut back to the apartment )Ross: What will you - ( he's cut off because you hear Joey screaming from a few floors down, they run to the edge )Rachel/Ross: Joey?Joey: I'm fine.... ( hanging off the ledge ) Umm... I need some help!( Rachel and Ross go through the window just as Phoebe reaches the top, the window is locked so Phoebe is left by herself. )Phoebe: Oh well, I'll just climb down ( she looks over the ledge ) I think that my fear of heights is coming back.....PART TWOScene 1: Balcony [Phoebe is there looking over the edge]Phoebe: Oh shoot. Where's my earring? Great, I can't find my earring. ( she looks around ). Here it is. ( she trys to put it back in ). I can't find my hole! I can't get down, I'm stuck and I can't find my hole! ( very loudly ).( some lights in some apartments turn on )CREDITSScene 2: Rachel and Monica's Apartment [Rachel and Ross helping Joey in very slowly.]Rachel: Tell me again, how did this happen?Joey: Well, my and Pheebs were climbing up the fire escape.. to Umm... spy on you.Ross: You two were spying on us?Joey: Yeah, sorry. Anyways, some hot babe moved in Heckles' old' out apartment so I thought that I would go and take a look. She thought that I was a robber so her dog came after me and bit me in the but. ( Ross and Rachel help him sit in a kitchen chair ). Owww. Oh I'm sorry, get back to your evening. Monica! I need you to put antiseptic on my but! Shoo. Enjoy your evening. ( Rachel goes back to the window, Joey pulls Ross back ) Have you done it yet?Ross: I was just going to but, you and your but came in the way. I will don't worry. ( walk to the window, sees Phoebe on the balcony ). Pheebs, how did you get here?

Chandler: Guys!!! There's someone that I want you to meet. ( Yasmine walks in )Joey: Oh my god!Yasmine: You must be Joey ( Joey is speechless )Chandler: Yasmine, this is Phoebe, Monica, Rachel and that guy outside standing in the rain is Ross.( Ross bursts in )Ross: Alright. I said that I was going to do this tonight and I will. ( sees Yasmine )Whoa, Yasmine Bleeth ( focuses back ) Anyways...( walks up to Rachel ) Ok, I've been trying to say this all night. Now nothing can interrupt me, not the rain or Joey getting bit in the ass by a dog. Ok Rachel, I love you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you ( gets down on his knee ) Will you marry me?

( Rachel is totally shocked )Phoebe and Monica: Ohh!!!Rachel: Oh my god, yes, yes, of course!! ( Ross places the ring on her finger, she pulls him up and hugs him even though her is socking wet from the rain )Phoebe: That is so sweet.Rachel ( to Ross ) Come here, now we can go take that shower together.Joey: Now that's what you call sweet.END[Teaser]Chandler and Joey's: Everyone is there is expect Rachel and RossMonica: ( to Yasmine ). What are the chances of you hooking me up with David Chokachi?THE END

嗯，不错

It would be even quicker

我觉得这句很有chandler的风格

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