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Fancy Pants
Cordially invited to Free Ice Cream Day in the realm of Newgrounds, Fancy Pant Man couldn't help but grab the nearest portal over. But he'll quickly discover that Newgrounds is not a land of niceties or free ice cream. Not three steps through the portal, Fancy Pants Man found himself on the business end of a samurai sword. Seems unlikely that Samurai Asshole forged the invite, but he's an enemy all the same. It hardly seems unplanned fell in the path of an enraged samurai, Someone was behind this, and Fancy will keep fighting until that fiend has no choice but to show his face and fight. Having hacked into memory files of the immobilized P-Bot, Fancy learns that he was lured here by the ruling figures of Newgrounds. So against wholesome, non-violent gaming, they are, that they seek to kill anyone who embodies it. Now only the orchestrators of the scheme stand in the way. Odds once stacked against Fancy Pants turn when Piconjo joins his side. Seems that the dark villain spent much of his childhood as a carefree stickman, and understands Fancy's plight. There was no such thing as Free Ice Cream Day in Newgrounds. Instead, Fancy Pants Man found a civilization of people who kill anything that they don't understand. As Fancy Pants Man approached The Portal, he knew that he could never return to this place, for fear of the vicious spirit it provoked within him.

Hank
Nothing in Hank's world made sense, so when he found himself surrounded by the fierce inhabitants of the Newgrounds world, he didn't even skip a beat. He just kept doing what he does best. Not long after Hank wakes up, he is greeted by two uzi to the back of his head, courtesy of one of Newgrounds local heroes. They're awfully nice guns, though. Hank might want to borrow them. Whoops. Seems Pico was quite beloved in this ares, particular by the spicy tart known as Nene. Maybe Hank can squeeze some information out of this one, and find a way back to Nevada. With a gun to the temple, Nene finally revealed a place called The Portal, capable of transporting people anywhere in the Flash world. Now Hank's only way home is guarded by the burly P-Bot. In Hank's absence, the henchman were able to consolidate their numbers and organize a Hell of an ambush. Try to survive a gauntlet of face less aggressors. Someone had managed to transport Hank to another world, and organize a fire ambush to greet his return. This sort of power is only in the hands of a few, and Hank has pretty good guess who it was this time. Someone's surely behind the curtain, but if Hank can kill the reality-twisting clown, that's one step closer to and end to all this.