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nihilee
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http://www.reddit.com/r/teslore/comments/2soot6/safe_copy_announcement_of_the_seal_of_the/
给65535^65535个赞……等等这还是和平投降么，如果审判席是被泰伯的和谈（咦）吓成狗（咦咦咦）那艾利诺就是猪狗不如了哇（捶地）
Under oath to HMSI&RM Emperor Tiber Septim, Alinor must have its Eltheric fleet surrendered at the service of Imperial flags; combat piracy, Pyand and Ocean on its behalf. Surrender half the output of its annual aetheric surplus, any possessing Elder Scroll, any possessing Dwemeri artifact; surrender blueprints of any weaponized prism, dismantling of any airworthy Varlianta class skyship and respective blueprints, any broken codes of ophiological non-viral weather magicks. Aldmeri army must suffer Colovian drilling, through assigned contractors; Firsthold Marina must accommodate at all times 5 stationed Imperial Dreughnoughts. Sanctioned Guilds and/or any equivalent organization must cooperate with Imperial, including any advancement in treatment for chrome-shock. Recognize the concept of economical profit, WEC, EEC and VEC branches will be installed in significant markets in Auridon, all ports must be opened. Alinor must surrender the authority and representation of the Betmer Provinces of Ne-qui-nal and Pa'alatiin and The Camoran Holds to separate negotiation. Surrender Summurset Isles exempting Arteum, remaining that of Alinor de jure with Imperial Legion presence restricted to Auridon. Alinor must have its mirage-mirrors and wards deactivated, main Isle must at all times remain in mundrial form, in formal cartography sanctioned by the Imperial Geographical Society. Alinor must surrender mundrial colonies, dismantle Sun fleet, cease pocket dimensions, cease further void travel, void commerce not Sanctioned by Imperial Companies and/or will of Viceroy of Secunda and Void; break alliances, Submar protectorates, deep sea mnemonic traffic, nacre trade and lagunar causeways/tunnels with Cephalomeria, Galom-lab, Lygaeum, and any other Worldriver Republics; pay war reparation corrected to current interest, agree to the permanent stationing of Battlespire Arctus over the city of Skywatch. Altmer nobility of relevant rank and retainers must spend five months annually on designated Nibennium quadrangles and/or isolated/warded palatial islets for formal activities relating to Empire, season and Elder Council, transform embassy method from holographic to physical; Firsthold Orrery must surrender charters and any other required data to Balfiera Skyport; liquidate all war debts through the Bank of Thras. Alinor must recognize in ceremony the Castellany of House Direnni of Balfiera to be the highest status in descendancy of Apostate God Auri-El[...] (Ultimatum against Aldmeri Dominion: V.Final considerations) Refusal will be met with unprecedented and permanent measure.
好吧如果我身处艾利诺的贵族序列或者法师序列之内，这么一个条约劈头压下来的话，三百年后木耳出现我也一样要高呼木耳万岁万岁万万岁了（捶地）
“连是否要去外界定居也要个什子的虾米帝国批准这还能不能愉快玩耍了！”
“非要把我的土地拿着放大镜一寸都不放的丈量一遍，这就是奔着我的钱包去的吧公然抢劫啊！”
“干！还让不让人做实验进行研究了这群猴子！猴子子子子！！！！！”
“祖林阿克图斯是谁啊这就是学霸！行政干预科研！”
“要我们向北方那群兽【ML】交【GB】的流放犯磕头吗真是岂有此理岂有此理”
……
……
……
好吧幸好只是同人。如果未来游戏的官方预告里有类似内容那就是妥妥的木耳洗白真英雄，高精也有勇敢心的节奏了233333333333333333
2015年01月20日 12点01分
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给65535^65535个赞……等等这还是和平投降么，如果审判席是被泰伯的和谈（咦）吓成狗（咦咦咦）那艾利诺就是猪狗不如了哇（捶地）
Under oath to HMSI&RM Emperor Tiber Septim, Alinor must have its Eltheric fleet surrendered at the service of Imperial flags; combat piracy, Pyand and Ocean on its behalf. Surrender half the output of its annual aetheric surplus, any possessing Elder Scroll, any possessing Dwemeri artifact; surrender blueprints of any weaponized prism, dismantling of any airworthy Varlianta class skyship and respective blueprints, any broken codes of ophiological non-viral weather magicks. Aldmeri army must suffer Colovian drilling, through assigned contractors; Firsthold Marina must accommodate at all times 5 stationed Imperial Dreughnoughts. Sanctioned Guilds and/or any equivalent organization must cooperate with Imperial, including any advancement in treatment for chrome-shock. Recognize the concept of economical profit, WEC, EEC and VEC branches will be installed in significant markets in Auridon, all ports must be opened. Alinor must surrender the authority and representation of the Betmer Provinces of Ne-qui-nal and Pa'alatiin and The Camoran Holds to separate negotiation. Surrender Summurset Isles exempting Arteum, remaining that of Alinor de jure with Imperial Legion presence restricted to Auridon. Alinor must have its mirage-mirrors and wards deactivated, main Isle must at all times remain in mundrial form, in formal cartography sanctioned by the Imperial Geographical Society. Alinor must surrender mundrial colonies, dismantle Sun fleet, cease pocket dimensions, cease further void travel, void commerce not Sanctioned by Imperial Companies and/or will of Viceroy of Secunda and Void; break alliances, Submar protectorates, deep sea mnemonic traffic, nacre trade and lagunar causeways/tunnels with Cephalomeria, Galom-lab, Lygaeum, and any other Worldriver Republics; pay war reparation corrected to current interest, agree to the permanent stationing of Battlespire Arctus over the city of Skywatch. Altmer nobility of relevant rank and retainers must spend five months annually on designated Nibennium quadrangles and/or isolated/warded palatial islets for formal activities relating to Empire, season and Elder Council, transform embassy method from holographic to physical; Firsthold Orrery must surrender charters and any other required data to Balfiera Skyport; liquidate all war debts through the Bank of Thras. Alinor must recognize in ceremony the Castellany of House Direnni of Balfiera to be the highest status in descendancy of Apostate God Auri-El[...] (Ultimatum against Aldmeri Dominion: V.Final considerations) Refusal will be met with unprecedented and permanent measure.
好吧如果我身处艾利诺的贵族序列或者法师序列之内，这么一个条约劈头压下来的话，三百年后木耳出现我也一样要高呼木耳万岁万岁万万岁了（捶地）
“连是否要去外界定居也要个什子的虾米帝国批准这还能不能愉快玩耍了！”
“非要把我的土地拿着放大镜一寸都不放的丈量一遍，这就是奔着我的钱包去的吧公然抢劫啊！”
“干！还让不让人做实验进行研究了这群猴子！猴子子子子！！！！！”
“祖林阿克图斯是谁啊这就是学霸！行政干预科研！”
“要我们向北方那群兽【ML】交【GB】的流放犯磕头吗真是岂有此理岂有此理”
……
……
……
好吧幸好只是同人。如果未来游戏的官方预告里有类似内容那就是妥妥的木耳洗白真英雄，高精也有勇敢心的节奏了233333333333333333
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木耳的行动也只是以其人之道还其人之身，以眼还眼，以牙还牙这种感觉。。。。当然比较疯狂就是了
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