鄙视曼联球迷 他们写的切尔西同人[英文]
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"It's full time here at the St. Mary's and once more Chelsea have been simply to strong for their opponents. Eidur Gudjohnsen scored twice, and Frank Lampard added yet another goal to his tally. Kevin Phillips' second-half strike proved to be nothing more that a consolation goal for Southampton. Surely Chelsea are now well on their way to becoming this year's Premiership champions. Final score, Southampton 1 Chelsea 3". Later that evening, John Terry was back in his London apartment, waiting for his guests to arrive. He and his 'friend' Frank Lampard had decided to invite the Man of the Match, Eidur Gudjohnsen, round to John's apartment to celebrate another Chelsea victory. That was not, however, the main reason for the invitation. Both John and Frank had long suspected that Eidur was gay, but had not yet been able to prove it. When the subject of women was brought up, the usually talkative Gudjohnsen would become very quiet, or if not would use the old 'waiting for the right girl' excuse. Tonight, Frank and John intended to find out the truth.It was about 8pm when there was a knock on the door, and John answered it to find Frank and Eidur standing on the doorstep. Frank, looking as fantastic as ever, with his cute face and neat hair. Eidur, looking even better than he did in the blue shirt of Chelsea.John invited the pair in, the smell of Eidur's aftershave drifting up his nostrils as the Icelander brushed passed through the narrow doorway. He lead them through into the living room, and then went to the kitchen to fetch some beers from the fridge. He gave one to Frank and one to Eidur, and then sat down on the couch next to Frank. The three sexy footballers sat and watched Manchester United's game against Blackburn Rovers, chuckling occasionally as United missed chance after chance. The game finished goalless, and John switched off the TV."So Eidur", he said, "you found yourself a girlfriend yet?""Oh, not yet, no", Eidur replied, turning slightly red, "I guess I'm not that good when it comes to women"."Oh come on mate", Frank said, "a good-looking bloke like yourself, you must have women lining up for you"."Well, no not really".John winked at Frank, and this was the signal for them to put Eidur to the test. John put his hand on the back of Frank's head and kissed him on the lips. The kiss lasted quite some time, and their tongues writhed about in each other's mouth. When the kiss ended, John looked over at Eidur, who was staring at him, with a look of shock on his face."Don't look so surprised", John said, "I bet you'd be well up for it if young Frank here made a pass at you".Eidur was still to shocked to speak, he just continued to stare."We've seen the way you look at the other lads in the showers", John said, "you can barely take you're eyes off Cole's butt"."I don't know what you're talking about", Eidur lied."For **** sake mate", Frank said, "if you've got feelings for guys there's no point denying it. You just have to come to terms with it, like me and John have".
2005年08月26日 13点08分 1
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gun
2005年08月27日 07点08分 3
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才女小A 楼主
恶心阿我回去给他们也改一个去
2005年08月29日 03点08分 4
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都英文...........才女翻成中文给我们看!!
2005年08月29日 04点08分 5
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才女小A 楼主
太恶心了,不翻!!!!!!!
2005年08月29日 07点08分 6
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你以为天下就你一人会英文呀?没台词就拿自己也看不懂的字母来蒙混 哈哈
2005年08月30日 02点08分 7
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好像很黄的那种?
2005年08月30日 03点08分 8
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BS楼猪这种人
2005年08月30日 08点08分 9
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才女小A 楼主
曼联溅人写的,切尔西中文网转的,和我有什么关系啊而且,明明是那些外国的曼联球迷过分,竟然说我们森森和特里。。。恶心
2005年08月30日 12点08分 10
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9楼SB把
2005年09月04日 13点09分 11
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看的好累,没翻译工具,过分!!
2005年09月04日 23点09分 12
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晕,玩3p?
2005年09月05日 03点09分 13
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[大惊]
2010年04月11日 00点04分 16
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16L 挖坟 10天
2010年04月11日 00点04分 17
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各位都是太少见多怪了 外国球迷向来喜欢拿竞争对手开涮 就像莉莉把4比1的比分印在纪念衫上 厂迷在钞票上引阿什利科尔的头像 就权当幽默吧 好像外国的
车迷
和球队不怎么恨巴萨 两支球队经常有球员往来 你什么时候看阿布抨击巴萨了
2010年04月11日 02点04分 18
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那是因为外国的巴萨球迷不像中国的巴狗一样让人恶心
2010年04月11日 02点04分 19
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