In order not to forget English language that I had studied, I decided to copy some English stories here. Friends can come to see if you are interested in English study or stories. And you can tell us jokes or anything as you like. 为了不忘记所学过的英语,我决定在这里贴一些英语故事,有兴趣的朋友可以来看看。你也可以在这里讲笑话或其他的事情。

1.The birth of Jesus ChristThe mother of Jesus Christ was Mary. And this is how the birth of Jesus happened. Mary was engaged to marry to Joseph, but before they married, Mary learned that she was pregnant with a child. Mary was pregnant by the power of the Holy Spirit. Mary’s husband, Joseph, was a good man .He did not want to bring shame to Mary before the people. So he decided divorce her secretly. But after Joseph had considered this, an angle of the Lord appeared to him in dream and said,"Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to accept Mary as your wife, the baby that is in her is is from the Holy Spirit, she will give birth to a son, and you will name the son Jesus”. Give him the name because he will save his people from their sins. ” All this took place to make clear the full meaning of the things the Lord said through the prophet: the virgin will be pregnant and will give birth to a son, and they will name him Immanuel---which means: God with us. When Joseph woke up, he did what the angle of the Lord had commanded him and took Mary home as his wife, but he had no union with her until she gave birth to a son, and he gave him the name Jesus.

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Dear all, I would like to chat with you in English and my email is [email protected] was born in 1960 but I can speak English. My invitation extends to you if you are at my age and can use English.good luck

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Well this American guy was going round the sights of london,and he goes,"hey cab,get here,I want to have a look round London."And he goes,"OK get in." So they go past Big Ben,he goes,"What't that?"and the cab driver goes,"That't Big Ben,"and he goes,"how long did that take to built?""That took 100 years,"and he goes,"My lot could build that in a week."So they go down a bit further and they see Buckingham Palace and he goes,"What't that?"and the cab drive goes,"That's Buckingham Palace,"and he goes,"how long did that take to build?""That took 900 years,""Oh,that was long,"and he goes," My lot could build that in a fortnight." And he walks on a little fit further they go over London Bridge,and he goes,"What are we on?"and he goes,"Don't know.It wasn't there this morning."

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