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The time Jake Gyllenhaal was the best (or worst?) uncle ever
By: Donna Freydkin
USA Today
October 24, 2014 12:50 pm

Every parent knows: There are gifts, and then there are annoying gifts.【当父母的都知道：会收到礼物，也会收到坑爹的礼物】

There are gifts that make noise, and ones that take up an insane amount of space.【有的礼物吵死人，有的则会极其占地方】

And then there are gifts that do both.【然后，有的礼物两样都占齐了】

The moral of this story is: Think twice before inviting Jake Gyllenhaal, doting uncle to Gloria and Ramona — and brother of Maggie and brother-in-law to her husband, Peter Sarsgaard — to your kids’ birthday party.【重点是：邀请杰克.吉伦哈尔参加你家小朋友生日派对之前，请三思！他是格洛莉娅和蕾蒙娜的叔叔，玛吉的弟弟，以及彼特.萨斯加德的小舅子，溺爱侄女没下限】

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又吵又占地的礼物老吉为毛会送这种礼物

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