刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：前台小姐：“Hello.”美国人：“Hi.”前台小姐：“You?have?what?thing？”美国人：“Can?you?speak?english？”前台小姐：“If?I?not?speak?English，?I?am?speaking?what？”美国人：“Can?anybody?else?speak?english？”前台小姐：“You?yourself?look.all?people?are?playing，?no?people?have?time，you?can?wait，?you?wait，you?not?wait，you?go！”美国人：“Good?heavens.?anybody?here?can?speak?English？”前台小姐：“Shout?what?shout，?quiet?a?little，you?on?earth?have?what?thing?”美国人：“I?want?to?speak?to?your?head.”前台小姐：“Head?not?zai.?You?tomorrow?come！”美国人吐血而亡。。。