who can do me a favor？ my extraordinarily stupendous baguette which is hidden between my crotch inflate constantly. The doctor told me that it was a terminal disease. The only way to rescue my life is to request a girl to suck up some liquid from my extremely enormous baguette

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your doctor sucks, listen to me and you will be cured. now, follow the instructions in this book for your own sake.

我想把有道上翻译的结果给粘贴过来，不过我怕吓着大家。

u can use your cock to fk your own ass,rmb to tell us the feeling

路过我就水个经验水个经验经验啊

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maybe you should take a yoga class, and when you become soft enough, you can bend yourself to suck your baguette on your own, without any external help.

不明觉厉

jesus, get a hooker since you were able to pay the doctor.