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Ok, here*s some:
"Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to split them and eat all of the good stuff in the middle!"
"I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it*s too long!"
"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head(slang for oral sex)?"
"Are those pants on sale because they*re 100% off at my place!"
"My dick*s SO much bigger than yours!"
"Tell your wife/girlfriend thanks, she said I was the best she ever had!" and finally the common "You*re a faggot, you stupid motherfucker!"
2014年07月31日 11点07分
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"Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to split them and eat all of the good stuff in the middle!"
"I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it*s too long!"
"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head(slang for oral sex)?"
"Are those pants on sale because they*re 100% off at my place!"
"My dick*s SO much bigger than yours!"
"Tell your wife/girlfriend thanks, she said I was the best she ever had!" and finally the common "You*re a faggot, you stupid motherfucker!"