本来打算是一周一更新，但是由于发生了突发事件，以后就不知道能不能保证了....

Season Two 帖张图先

RACHEL: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.CHANDLER: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.ROSS: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.CHANDLER: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.ROSS: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?CHANDLER: God?ROSS: It was you, pal.CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.CHANDLER: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?JOEY: Needs some clothes altered?CHANDLER: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.JOEY: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, excuse me, 15. (Still confused) All right, when was 1990?CHANDLER: You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.JOEY: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.CHANDLER: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?FRANKIE: How long do you want the cuffs?CHANDLER: At least as long as I have the pants.CHANDLER: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.ROSS: What?JOEY: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite--ROSS: what?CHANDLER: Cupping.

MONICA: Thank you. My hair is very amused.CHANDLER: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.ROSS: (enters) Hi, honey.CHANDLER: Hey, sweetums.ROSS: Hello to the rest.CHANDLER: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdales with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.ROSS: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just don't think breast milk is for adults.CHANDLER: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.CHANDLER: I broke up with her. CHANDLER: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.CHANDLER: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.CHANDLER: Uh-Oh. It's Isaac Newton, and he's pissed.RACHEL: Have you ever seen so much crap?CHANDLER: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crapCHANDLER: What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumped her because she pronounced it "supposably"?RACHEL: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.CHANDLER: Neat. I'm gonna die alone.

CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, you know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)CHANDLER: C'mon, there's nothin' to see, it's just a tiny bump, it's totally useless.RACHEL: Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?CHANDLER: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.JOEY: The Ice Capades?CHANDLER: No, no the gravel capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast but when Snoopy falls.CHANDLER: Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. But, uh, it's gone now, you're alright.ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there.CHANDLER: No, see, I'm trying this new screening thing. You know, I figure if I'm always answering the phone, people'll think I don't have a life. My god, Rodrigo never gets pinned. ROSS: Oh my god. You are pure evil.CHANDLER: Ok, pure evil, horny and alone. I've done this.

CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.MNCA: Yo, Bing. Racquetball in 15 minutes.CHAN: Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.MNCA: Why not?CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day.MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop.CHAN: OK, stop.CHAN: All right, check out this bad boy. 12 megabytes of ram. 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 b.p.s.PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?CHAN: [doggedly] Games and stuff.CHAN: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.ROSS: Can't we just use a pen?CHAN: No, Amish boy.CHAN: Alright. "It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. 'Oh, look,' cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end."JOEY: I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leaping' and you geese are a-laying'.CHANDLER: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.CHANDLER: Ya know I remember my father, all dressed up in the red suit, the big black boots, and the patent leather belt, sneaking around downstairs. He didn't want anybody to see him but he'd be drunk so he'd stumble, crash into something and wake everybody up.

MONICA: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!CHANDLER: Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.JOEY: It just seems so futile, you know ? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]CHANDLER: Isn't Ben in this?ALL: Oh, yeah!JOEY: Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.CHANDLER: Rhythm?ROSS: Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.CHANDLER: [Joey grabs a frying pan] Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met.CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.CHANDLER: Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery?RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.CHANDLER: Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.CHANDLER: Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love? What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.CHANDLER: That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.ROSS: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.CHANDLER: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?CHANDLER: [to guys wearing yellow isolation suits] So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.

TILLY: I gather by that oh that he told you about me.CHANDLER: Oh yeah, your uh, name came up in a uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.PHOEBE: Why would you kill his fish?CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, what're, what're you talkin' about man.CHANDLER: Hannibal Lecter...better roommate than you.EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?CHANDLER: This is not out of the blue; this is smack dab in the middle of the blue.CHANDLER: I don't know, Richard's really nice and everything, uh, it's just that we don't know him really well, ya know, and plus he's, ya know, old [Monica gives him a glare] -er than some people, but, uh, younger than some buildings.LITTLE BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey, we were sitting there.CHANDLER: Ok, there is one more way to say it, who knows it?LITTLE BULLY: Is that supposed to be funny?CHANDLER: No actually, I was just going for colorful.CHANDLER: Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?BIG BULLY: You got a problem with that?CHANDLER: No, just wanna make sure we're on the same page.

CHANDLER: Sorry, we're on a major flan high.CHANDLER: Weird world. Your kids?JOEY: I figure my character has kids.CHANDLER: Ya know there isn't a part of that sentence I don't need explained.JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.CHANDLER: Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.JOEY: Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid... Ya know what? Just did.CHANDLER: Really? Wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there.JOEY: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.CHANDLER: 'Cause he was just so darn cute.JOEY: Yeah, that makes sense. (looks at Ross)ROSS: Over my dead body! (Joey looks at Chandler)CHANDLER: And I'll be using his dead body as a shield.CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.JOEY: Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.CHANDLER: Joey, no means no!RACHEL: Hey!CHANDLER: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.PHOEBE: What does she mean by HH?CHANDLER: (shyly) It means we're holding hands.PHOEBE: Are you the cutest?CHANDLER: I'm afraid I might just be.JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.CHANDLER: How do you not fall down more?

第二季的台词貌似偏少.....再来张图

挖。。。这张好清晰.....

liz 不得不说，你在家真闲…… 不过这张图不错 作者： draculaf 2008-2-1 21:11 　 回复此发言 羡慕我吃软饭的日子就直说嘛。。我找V 来 包养你不就得了？？

不得不说，你在家真闲…… 不过这张图不错 作者： draculaf 封 2008-2-1 21:11 　 回复此发言 她是闲妻凉母......羡慕我吃软饭的日子就直说嘛。。我找V 来 包养你不就得了？？ 作者： Liz_Hi 封 2008-2-1 22:11 　 回复此发言 删除 你好像每个月跟DRA拿生活费的...是吧....所以他才会说你不出去做工赚钱的...他是在影射你...他不想再养你了...男人啊....唉...

没得回家,我来刷墙...SIGH..我想回家...

你已经放假了么，女人？欢迎来我家做客~~嘎嘎

为啥找个男人养，是这么的难。。。SIGH。。。。。。