一楼托老
愿夏尔安逸永存

原文：
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates-
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished,if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So,carefully!carefully with the plates!

译文：
摔碎杯子哟，打碎碗！
磨钝刀具哟，折弯叉！
那是比尔博巴金斯最恨的呀——
打碎瓶子吧，烧掉木塞！
撕碎餐布哟，踩奶油！
把牛奶倒满整个储藏室的地板！
骨头就留在卧室的地毯！
还要用葡萄酒泼每块门板！
把瓦罐丢到沸水里煮，
别忘了用棍子捣成粉，
当你弄完这些发现还有完整的，
那就把它们送到大厅去受碾压之苦！
那是比尔博巴金斯最恨的呀！
所以当心啦！拿好这盘子哟！
（图片来自红皮TH，作者为法国著名作家兼插画家Chica）