VA小说整体有一个沉重的主题，但在这些沉重的剧情里面，因为很多角色的关系（Rose， Adrian etc。）还穿插着很多笑点，在略显阴郁的叙事中是很大的亮点。大爱～
收集一些小说里的笑料片段，也算是给自己看的收藏夹吧～

第一部vampire academy， Rose 和Dimitr～
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“You...you carried me here?”
“After we broke the bench apart and freed your foot.”
Man. I’d missed out on a lot. The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms.
"你...你把我抱过来的？"
“嗯，就在我们把长椅扳开，把你的脚救出来之后。”
唉，我真的错过了好多东西。唯一一件比dimitri把我抱在怀里还要好的事情就只有dimitri不穿上衣把我抱在怀里。

第一步vampire academy， Rose和dimitri
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My muscles informed me they did not want to go through any more exercise today.
So I suggested to Dimitri that maybe he should let me off this time. He laughed, and I was pretty sure it was at me and not with me. “Why is that funny?”
“Oh,” he said, his smile dropping. “You were serious.”
我的肌肉告诉我今天他们不想再做任何训练了。
所以我向Dimitri提议说他这次可能应该取消训练。他笑出了声，我很肯定他不是觉得幽默而是在笑我。 "有什么好笑的么？"
"哦。" 他的笑容消失了。"原来你是认真的。"
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这个好像只有原文好笑 > <

第二部frostbite，rose和dimitri开车去接受rose的考验
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"You know what would really help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes.
"Hmm?"
"If you turned off this crap music and put on something that came out after the Berlin Wall went down."
Dimitri laughed. "Your worst class is history, yet somehow, you know everything about Eastern Europe."
"Hey, gotta have material for my jokes, Comrade."
Still smiling, he turned the radio dial. To a country station.
"Hey! This isn't what I had in mind," I exclaimed.
I could tell he was on the verge of laughing again. "Pick. It's one or the other."
I sighed. "Go back to the 1980’s stuff."
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"你知道什么真的对我有帮助吗？" 我问到，没有看他的眼睛。
"什么？"
"如果你可以关掉这首老掉牙的音乐，然后放一些柏林墙倒塌之后才出现的歌。"
Dimitri笑了，"历史是你最差的科目，可是关于东欧你却什么都知道。"
"哎，我的笑话总要有点料嘛，同志。"
依旧微笑着，Dimitri拧了拧收音机，切换到了乡村音乐。
"喂！这不是我说的意思，" 我嚷嚷到。
我看得出来他好像又要笑了。"二选一。这个或者之前那个。"
我叹了口气。"还是刚才那个80年代的吧。"

第二部frostbite，rose和dimitri
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"Why does she call you Dimka?"
He laughed softly. I'd heard a lot of his laughter tonight and decided I'd like to hear more of it.
"It's a nickname for Dimitri."
"That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't sound anything like Dimitri. You should be called, I don't know, Dimi or something."
"That's not how it works in Russian," he said.
"Russian's weird," In Russian, the nickname for Vasilisa was Vasya, which made no sense to
me.
"So is English."
I gave him a sly look. "If you'd teach me to swear in Russian, I might have a new appreciation for it."
"You swear too much already."
"I just want to express myself."
"为什么她叫你Dimka？"
他温柔地笑了笑。今晚我听他笑了很多次，但我还想听到他更多的笑声。
"那是Dimitri的昵称。"
"这一点儿也说不过去，听起来完全不像Dimitri。他们应该叫你Dimi什么的。"
"这不是俄罗斯语的规则。"他说。
"俄罗斯语真奇怪。" 根据俄语，Vasilisa的昵称是Vasya，我一点儿也想不通为什么。
"英语也一样。"
我淘气地看了他一眼。"如果你教我几句俄罗斯语的脏话，那我可能会开始欣赏它的。"
"你已经说太多脏话了。"
"我只是想表达我自己而已。"
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特别有爱的一段～

加油，亲！！

第六本 last sacrifice , rose和dimitri逃亡的时候
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ʺYou didnʹt buy any clothes, did you?ʺ
ʺClothes?ʺ he asked, like it was a foreign word.
I gestured to my torn dress. ʺI canʹt wear this for long. What am I going to do? Make a toga out of a blanket? Youʹre such a guy, never thinking of this stuff.ʺ
ʺI was thinking of injury and survival. Fresh clothingʹs a luxury, not a necessity.ʺ
ʺNot even your duster?ʺ I asked slyly.
Dimitri froze for a moment and then swore. Heʹd had no need to wear his coat indoors at the Mastranosʹ—honestly, he didnʹt need to outside either—and had left it there in the ensuing fight.
ʺDonʹt worry, comrade,ʺ I teased. ʺPlenty more where that came from.ʺ
He spread blankets over the tentʹs floor and laid back on them. There was a look of woe on his face that was almost comical. Raids, bullets, criminals . . . no problem. A missing duster? Crisis.
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“你没买任何衣服吗？”
“衣服？” 他看着我好像我说的是外语一样。
我指了指身上破掉的裙子，“这件已经穿不了多久了，之后我要怎么办？用毯子裹成袍子穿在身上？你真是纯爷们儿，从来不考虑这些问题。”
“我考虑的是伤痛和生存问题。干净的衣服是奢侈品，不是必需品。”
“你的风衣也不是？”我俏皮地问。
Dimitri楞了一下，然后骂了一句脏话。在Mastrano家里他不需要穿外套，所以在随后的打斗中他把风衣留在了屋里。但说实话，他在室外其实也不需要穿风衣。
“别担心，同志。” 我开玩笑说，“你从哪儿拿的这件，那儿肯定还有一大堆风衣。”
他把毯子铺在帐篷里，然后躺了上去。他的脸上呈现出一种有点滑稽的深深的哀伤。对他来说，偷袭、子弹、罪犯…没问题。丢了一件风衣？简直是灾难。
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这一段太欢乐了，看的时候我对着ipad笑成傻b。。。

贴一张duster风衣图。说实话这风衣哪儿好看了！但是没有风衣的dimitri就不是dimitri～～～

看四五的时候感觉好难过 感觉不会再爱了

嗯～好有爱哦！

这样看完全部之后再仔细品一品其中小片段，感觉又不一样了~

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