回到NYC的某人做的第一件事就是...搭地铁！

就算是见多识广new yorker，也对搭乘地铁的Jake表示了惊诧：
Holy shit!!! I just rode the subway with Jake Gyllenhaal!!! My life is complete【刚和杰克.吉伦哈尔同搭一班地铁！太屌了！ 我的人生圆满了】
My friend got on an empty subway car with Jake Gyllenhaal. Just her and Jakey G. No one else.【我朋友和杰克共享一节空空的地铁车厢，只有她和杰克，没其他人】
not only did my sister stand across from Jake Gyllenhaal on the subway, but when they got off at the same stop he called her beautiful #wow 【我妹子不单在地铁上遇到杰克。他们还在同一个站下车，而且他还赞她漂亮
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Oh hey there Jake Gyllenhaal, nice to make awkward eye contact with you. #awkward
#hello #
dontcare #squashedtrain【你好杰克，与你面面相阕有点小尴尬】

更多老吉在纽约：
just saw jack gyllenhaal!! just as cute in person, thank you new york! 【刚上遇上了杰克，真人和电影里一样帅，多谢纽约】
- Just saw Jake Gyllenhaal walking down 5th ave with a pony tail and a massive beard. 【刚上第五大道上碰见杰克，扎了个小马尾，一脸大胡子】
- is he walking downtown on fifth ave cause i'm gonna go chase him down and take him back to my room 【他是沿着第五大道走么？因为我准备去追他把他带回家】
- Yeah. Think he went into the container store. Get it girl! 【对，他应该是去收纳储物箱店，上吧，姑娘】
- hahhaahaha. i'm GOIN【哈哈，我这就去】

想隐身被大胡子出卖：Guys! I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal. He was trying to be incognito in a hoodie & sunglasses, but his beard made me look at him. Got you, dude.

矮油

又见美人尖，快快回归我帅吉！！

好星湖！

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超幸福 好羡慕（☆_☆）

哇哦
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好幸福！！！外粉真是好福利

呃。好想去纽约偶遇。。

杰克是体验生活去了吗，很环保

MS上周老吉还飞了趟伦敦赶拍Everest从纽约飞伦敦的飞机上路人报料与Jake同一班机：On a flight with Jake Gyllenhaal...
#underwhelming #
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伦敦居民表示Jake在其家附近拍戏；还有人看到Jake在慢跑：
So Jake Gyllenhaal is filming a movie up my road；Loads of film trucks nearby my house. Shooting for the upcoming film 'Everest'. Staring Jake Gyllenhaal.
Pretty sure I've just seen jake gyllenhaal jog past me!! :o

Everest完工后回到纽约，被路人爆四处出没Havin' coffee next to Jake Gyllenhaal in
#LaColombe coffee house. #
NYC （发现他很喜欢光顾这家咖啡屋）

又去了健身：MY FRIEND AND I WENT TO SOUL CYCLE IN TRIBECA AND SAW JAKE GYLLENHAAL CRYING ON A BENCH IN SOUL CYCLE

坐地铁被路人偷拍：@JakeGyllenhaal saw you last night at the 1train station, felt bad that you had 2 deal with that creeper dude who tried 2 take a pic of you

这不是第一个也不会是最后一个见了本尊说真人帅到飞起的路人：Just walked past Jake Gyllenhaal and he is just as perfect as you'd imagine

最后还不忘，当人老妈面和女儿们调调情啥的...人妈表示某吉的眼睛比银屏上更迷人
Jake Gyllenhaal flirted with my daughters today at brunch. So sad that the rest if their lives will be pointless in comparison. His eyes are somehow even dreamier in real life.