昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：　 前台小姐：“Hello.”　 老外：“Hi.”　 前台小姐：“You have what thing？”　　老外：“Can you speak english？”　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.”　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！” 

哈哈哈哈………………………………………要是我~早抽她了……~

相当有意思,不过我想能听懂的人应该不至于说的这么菜!

中西合并我们天天都接受老师的这种教育郁闷阿~

那你们老师还真成……~

为什么你那么幸福,有那么好的老师呢?我们的老师 根本就是说标准的中国话嘛.