副标题——让熊脸来教你如何写八卦。
看到封面吓die噜。
本来不想单独发的，但你熊自己回应了，那就发来给村厕再拉点客吧~

接上面链接的内容。
全英，不过没什么好翻的。。。╮(￣▽￣")╭
Blake Shelton Mocks National EnquirerStory About “$100 Million Divorce” From Miranda Lambert
Early last week, Gossip Cop busted the latest — and possibly lamest – Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert split report, courtesy of the National Enquirer.
In its most recent attempt. the supermarket tabloid claimed the country couple were headed for a “$100 million divorce.”
Now, Shelton is slamming back at the Enquirer.
He joked on Twitter, “Wow!! @mirandalambert and I are so excited about our 100 million dollars!!! Who knew you could make so much money just by divorcing?!!”
And in response to a fan asking what he’s going to do with the money, Shelton cracked, “Mostly just crack and hookers… Oh and Taco Bell!!”
Of course, this isn’t the first time the two singers have had to contend with divorce rumors.
In October, the magazine published a bogus report about the couple’s “$40 million divorce.”
Apparently, that made-up story wasn’t sufficiently sensational for the Enquirer, so last week it more than doubled the dollar amount.
And before that, in the spring, the outlet also fabricated a split story.
The Enquirer has said a lot of stuff about the couple that isn’t true.
In the past, the tabloid tried linking Shelton to Cher and his “Voice” co-star Shakira, and blamed him for non-existent problems in Kelly Clarkson’s marriage.
It’s embarrassing.
The National Enquirer has very little credibility when it comes to reporting on Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert.
So when the tabloid prints a “new” story claiming the couple’s marriage “exploded right before Christmas” and that a “bitter divorce battle over the pair’s $100 million fortune is set to erupt in 2014〃 — well, it’s just… kinda sad.
None of it is true, as we previously reported, and thankfully Shelton and Lambert can joke about it.

就是说了一下这次八卦及熊脸的回应，然后列举了之前的一些八卦。
比如什么和Cher搅在一起了（这个笑尿了好么！！请尊重大众的智商！），和狼姐搅在一起了..... 还有和肥K矛盾了（肥K也发推澄清过自己和老公没问题，和熊脸也没问题）...
反正我还看过什么和擦妈的，和乌鸦姐姐的。。。。
什么RAN怀孕了，什么RAN生了双胞胎。。。（真是托你吉言了）
不过，这就是成名的代价。╮(￣▽￣")╭

PS：
已预留好下周八卦标题：
“Blake Shelton blows $100 million Fortune on Prostitutes and Cocaine!
Heartbroken Miranda Lambert files for Divorce”
熊脸你看怎么样~

100M不是一亿吗

啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！村长又搞错几个零了！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

村长赶紧把缺失的几个零打进我账户！！

哈哈啊哈哈
从另外个角度，熊脸得乐疯
这么多beautiful women呢

熊脸快出钱拍一部电影～熊脸传奇～讲述熊脸传奇人生

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