贺老吉生日，从发型开始：The Many Hairstyles Of Jake Gyllenhaal（译自whatculture网）

10. The Psycho Nerd – Donnie Darko 【宅男精神病患者 —— <死亡幻觉>】
从头开始：蓬乱，油腻，前额有留海——标准青少年发型。但这个青少年有点儿别扭。
无型可言的乱发，头顶及两侧有一两络翘起，暗示了主人翁的边缘路人甲以属性。这类宅男常留的的碗型头毫无时尚感，但顶着这个发型的吉伦哈尔却多了一点点险恶——虽然更多是因为他肩头的斧子。
他对自己发型的不在乎表明了他不愿意与人交际，而他因此而危险。他看不到不梳头有多糟，因此我怀疑他用斧子袭击你时会注意到这个问题。
是当尼.达可造就了这个发型，还是这个发型造就了当尼.达可？天知道...
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We’ll start near the beginning: unkempt, greasy, flopped over the forehead – these are all the tell-tale traits of the hair of an adolescent. But this time there’s a twist.
One or two wayward strands on top and at the side, coupled with an extreme level of overall poor styling indicates the lid of a disturbed and relatively unpopular young man. The general bowl-shape of the obviously un-coiffured and unfashionable is common among reclusive nerds, but here Gyllenhaal makes it look a little more sinister – although that may have something to with the axe he has resting on his shoulder.
His lack of attention to his hair reflects his lack of attention to society, and he is dangerous
because of it. He doesn’t see what’s so bad about not running a brush thorough his dark locks, so I doubt he’ll see the problem with hitting you with his axe.
Was the haircut only for Donnie Darko, or was Donnie Darko a result of the haircut? Who knows….
Neeeeerrrddd

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7. The College Boy – Zodiac 大学生 —— <十二宫>
如果你想别人知道你已经上了大学，是个聪明人，要怎么做？这是门艺术：给初哥们的忠告，保守点，同时加入一点点自己的个性特征。
一但穿上格子衫配灯芯绒裤，你得站到镜子前，拿出发胶，给你的造型顺个方向，让人觉得你一直把头发往后梳（而且右偏），带点学院风，或者手肘支在桌子上，趴在一本<失落园>上，一手抓了一络头发——当你翻页或专注于某条书目时，突然来个猛扑。
这个发型等于在对经过的人大叫“我比你聪明”。
What do you do with your hair if you want someone to know you went to college and you’re really smart? Well, it’s a fine art: for starters you keep it conservative, while at the same time
adding a little flair to display your individuality.
Once you’ve put on your checked shirt and corduroy trousers, you need you get in front of the
mirror, get the gel out, and give your lid that good swoop to the side that makes it look like
you’re constantly pushing your hair back (and to the right) in academic confusion, maybe
leaning over a volume of Paradise Lost with an elbow on the table and a clump of hair in hand –
and when you turn the page or understand a reference, you give it the old swoop.
This haircut is the stylised equivalent of yelling “I’m cleverer than you” at passers by.

胡子的长度可以决定你是哲学家还是性犯罪者。哈哈哈哈哈

2. The Lover Boy – Love & Other Drugs 【大众情人 —— <爱情灵药>】
大众情人造型很难把握：它要求营造出一种野性，暗示此人在感情和浪漫间游刃有余（床上大师），同时又成熟自制；发胶的运用则确保了发型的万年不倒。
老实说，这个方程式中“野性”的部分仅是幻觉；它其实是通过仔细算计出来的难以控制，其实说白了就是娘娘腔。虽然看起好像是太辣太酷以至于对自己的发型毫不在意，但其实他很在乎，并且花了大把时间让它完美无缺。
这就像是，本来是想暗示“我早上刚起，不想剃胡子”，而事实上却让人觉得“我花了200刀买了只高级刮胡刀才能天天保持这效果”。

And there you have it – Jake Gyllenhaal and his many hairdos. With all the above in mind, I can
’t help but feel it would save us all a lot of time if he just went back to the haircut from
Prisoners and just kept that for the rest of his films. 【全都在这里了——杰克.吉伦哈尔和他的各种发型。综上，我希望杰克此后一直保持<囚徒>里的发型，这样也算是帮我们节省了大把时间，跟着他发型换来换去。】（作者是大背头控哪）

偏执狂表示好想灭了度娘，一段啥都没有的E文死活不让贴尼玛你到底是有多“多愁善感”？！

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Happy Birthday - love psychedelico。这首歌送给老吉
转眼间，我吉33岁了，好开熏哦，

希望他永远开心，幸福。

Happy birthday!!!
Love you forever~:)

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