一楼百度

这篇是信，来自汤上热心的影迷
Dear Lisbon,
I hope this finds you well. All’s well here. I have my routines, the weather’s finally turned. It’s a little cooler, far from cold. The ocean’s still warm, and with the warm ocean currents, comes an abundance of sea life. Just yesterday I watched a pod of dolphins play so close to shore I could almost touch them. They’re the things I think you’d enjoy.
I’ve found a tailor, Chip, a real bespoke kind of hard to explain what I want, but he doesn’t agree and then he does it anyway. Despite his sometimes poor taste, his work is excellent. I think you might be surprised at the look. Maybe one day you’ll get to see it. Let’s just say I’ve gone native.
I’ve been meaning to apologize for leaving you on the beach that night. You being absent is the one thing that made his new chapter strange and sad.
Miss you,
U NO HOO

哈哈，我就没抓住图

亲爱的里斯本，
我希望这封信能让你开心。我在这里的日常生活一切都好！现在天气终于变得凉爽起来，但是并不冷。海洋还是很暖和并且温暖的海流带来大量的海生物。我昨天还在海岸上近近的看海豚玩耍，近到我差点就可以触碰到它们。我觉得这种场面你一定会很喜欢！
我找到了一个裁缝，那种专门为别人裁定衣服的裁缝。很难给他介绍清楚你想要的衣服的款式。虽然他不太同意我的观点，但是他依然给我做了。尽管他的品味不怎高，但是做工还是不错的。我想你可能会吃惊当我穿出来。也许有一天你会亲自看到这些。就算是我入乡随粗了吧。
（这段是我最爱）我一直想向你道歉那晚我把你独自一人留在沙滩上（6x06）。（第二句我不确定是否该这样翻译） 你的不在使这个新的生活章节变得奇怪且悲伤。

这篇是他给FBI的条约，还是来着汤上的网友，话说我自己就能辨认第一条。。。剩下的都看不清。。。
1. Must work directly with Teresa Lisbon.
2. All criminal charges must be dropped.
3. Transportation must be provided in the form of airstream trailer model number LVB TOH.
4. Adequate supply of tea must be available at all times. Twinings English or Scottish Breakfast. No other brands acceptable.
5. A workplace to my specification must be provided. Couch [illegible - I think it’s “included”]
6. In addition to salary all expenses of employment including but not limited to travel, meals, books and all incidental to be paid for by FBI.

我配图。

求翻译啊！

人家原来喜欢喝川宁，还以为是china tea

难怪黑老大忍不住要笑

房车？里斯本？带薪旅游？哈哈哈浮想连篇…

貌似人家没同意啊，说那么多有什么用

大小写笔迹差的真心多。
外粉扒字够厉害。辛苦了

亲，快来看，这是jane 想要的车~~
这是想蜜月的节奏啊。。。。

心情舒畅的一集，拍的很好，与以往不同的风格

呵呵太欢乐了

这一集市jane亲自导演的!

激动！今天回家就能看了！

这部剧的名字是超感警探，这节奏是又要可是破案了……只是破案小组会换……

我突然反应过来一件事情……ABBOT最可爱的一点难道不是他和我们一直站在同一阵线坚信JISBON存在JQ么？~~这是JISBON粉的喉舌啊……