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暗之精灵
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这个是一个英国的同人作者的作品，超级搞笑的原文也在哦，我的翻译一般，大家凑合着看看·！~~比阿斯兰强的原因是：- 我更帅- 决战高达从来没毁过，那小子的两个MS都没了，嘿嘿。- 无论是发型还是颜色，我的头发都比他强多了。- 我的金发美人（迪亚哥）比他的那个（卡嘉丽）更迷人。- 通常情况下我是头，那个家伙只有在队长不在的时候才逞会威风。- 现在我比他职位更高。比米基尔强的原因是：- 我更帅。- 我没有在TV头几集就被K.O掉。- 就算有伤疤我也比他帅多了。- 我能开高达而他只有可怜的Ginn。比基拉强的原因是：- 我不会像个娘娘腔似的哭。- 我就算哭也不会像垂死的野兽那样叫。- 就算他让我受了伤他最终也没能杀死我。- 唯一让他看上去像个男人的就是全宇宙最最迷人的拉克丝小姐（小伊你这是在想什么？？？没办法，原来就是这么写的，我也只好这么翻）- 我要是有个姐姐我决不会比她显得更女。比克鲁泽强的原因是：- 我不是变态。- 我不需要用面具来遮住我漂亮的脸蛋。- 我不是变态。- 我的高达能连续三集作战而不坏- 我不是变态。原文：Reasons why I am better than Athrun:- I'm hotter.- Duel never got destroyed and both of his Mobile Suits are gone,hehe...- My hair is prettier both in style and color.- My blonde is better than his blonde.- I became a captain normally and he was just captain while Klueze was gone.- I went higher than that and he didn't.Reasons why I am better than Miguel:- I'm hotter.- I didn't DIE in the first few episodes.- I look hotter than him even with this scar.- I piloted a Gundam while he had a shitty Ginn.Reasons why I am better than Kira:- I don't cry like a pansy.- I don't sound like a dying animal if I ever did cry.- He may have scarred me but he never killed me.- The only person who makes him look manly is the most prettiest feminine girl in the universe.[Lacus, MY IDOL~]- If I had a sister I wouldn't be girlier than her. Reasons why I am better than Klueze:- I'm not a pervert.- I don't need a mask to hide my wonderful face.- I'm not a pervert.- My Gundam lasted more than 3 episodes.- I'm not a pervert.
2004年07月13日 13点07分
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