@花是指董少 没有得罪过督公，都被黑成黑木耳了，我这一天到晚黑督公的，估计要被割鸡鸡再发配九边了。
@戴小楼 督公手下留情啊。

笨蛋 艾特错了 @花事冬知少

，喜闻乐见（节哀顺变）

早就说过了，你是死定了，满清十大酷刑

目测楼主要在厕所淹死了，默哀

5楼次次真相！

I am the bone of my water
水成吾躯
Mouse is my blood
血为鼠标
and Keyboard is my heart
心即键盘
I have created over a thousand Posts
纵横无数水楼而水不尽
Unknow to Death
未尝一度封号
Nor known to Life
亦曾受到解封
Have withstood pain to create many water weapons
故，其姿常独醉于水楼之上
Yet those Posts will never hold anything
故此回复既无意义
So, as I pary Unlimited Water Works
则，吾躯为，无限之水制