主持人:汤姆.里德尔,邓布利多 新娘:赫敏小姐 新郎：帅气无比英俊无比伟大无比....(省略9997个形容词,顺便说一句,看来这记者收了马尔福家不少钱啊~~)的德拉科少爷 时间:晚上12点 汤:大家好,欢迎来参加本次婚礼,如果你们有谁想加入食死徒的,请在婚礼后与我联系,谢谢 邓:啊,大家好,今天真是风和日丽,阳光明媚(我倒~~时差问题~~),有谁没到场的吗?没到场的请举手,很好,看来大家来了个五分之十了,现在我们有请新娘马尔福小姐和新郎格兰杰先生(哎,好像说倒了???) (德赫出场) 德:老邓呆会下去有你好看的(咬牙中....) 汤:两位今天看起来都神清气爽,哎我问你们,知道怎么做魂器吗?我告诉你们,要先杀人,然后呢,把他的头.....(开始传经说道) 邓:小斯,你上吧.(汤被哈利强行拉下场) 斯:大家晚上好,来到这里我很耻辱,眼睁睁地看着我亲爱的学生德拉科和泥巴种混在一起,我十分痛心啊,同志们,请和我一起诅咒他们吧,谢谢~~ 赫:阿瓦达索命!(斯倒下了) 邓:汗还是我来吧~~早完早点回家睡觉~~好困哈~~德拉科,你愿意娶赫敏吗? 德:废话! 邓(你拽什么拽!):那你呢,赫敏? 赫:恩,我想想,我记得在<婚姻与爱情>第7158页第6段讲过,现在是非常重要的一个时刻,那我现在该怎么回答?等等啊我回去查查书先~~~ 德:靠,你趁机逃婚啊~~ 邓:赫敏飞来!(汗~~~)好,现在就算你默认了,婚礼到此结束!谢谢! 

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没人会说是真的　　　不过很配啊～～！

Oh,my god!赫会在婚礼当天送一笼粪蛋给MALFOY的大嘴!搞笑了!这种没种没用没牙的人怎么会有人喜欢!

顶啊～～～～～～～～～～

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好啊，总觉得他们好配啊！呵呵呵呵！

好有创意哦``````````晕````````````````

为什么会绝得他们配呢???

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好好玩

好笑！！！

德拉科是我的!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

德长的也很帅,他们挺配的

这假造的太有才了

LZ的图P.S的...不行不行！！

我支持德赫恋

hao