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An Imperial, a Nord, a Dark Elf, and an Argonian are in a bar.
The Imperial throws a bottle of Cyrodiilic brandy out the window and the Nord Asks "Why did you do that?"
The Imperial awnsers "We have plenty of those back home."
The Nord takes an Ale and throws it out the window, and the Dark Elf asks "Why did you do that?"
The Nord in turn awnsers "Because we have plenty of those back home"
The Dark Elf turns to the Argonian and throws him out the window and says "I have plenty of those back home."