转自没劲卡拉帕西自从微软的次世代主机XBOX ONE发布以来，各种新政策让游戏玩家愤怒满腔，网上全是骂微软和XBOX ONE的言论。微软终于被喷子惹火，互动娱乐业务部总裁Don Mattrick总裁发表了一份声明，中间充满了讽刺不满和粗口，并声明废除所有让玩家不满的新政策。原文及译文如下（原创个人翻译，不包含个人感情色彩，只将Mattrick总裁的原话和感情色彩照着翻译）
All right,youfucking ingrates.You win.
好吧，你们这群忘恩负义的二逼，你们赢了
That’ s right. We’lldrop the used game-blocking DRM so you can sell a game you bought for fucking $60back to Gamestop for $7 in store credit. We’ll drop the required once-a-dayinternet connection shit too – even though all of you require CONSTANT 34-HOURinternet connections so you can check out all the latest reposted memes abouthow ”Xbone” is so darn ”derpy”(or whatever the fuck that horse cartoon issaying these days).Hell, we’ll even drop the region locking, because fuckingwho cares at this point?
没错。我们取消了DRM二手贩卖系统，所以你们他妈的可以随意把60块买来的游戏在Gamestop卖了，换上那恶心的七块钱的游戏店兑换券。我们还把每天必须连线的恶心规定给砍了，就算你们他妈的还有时间24小时不停地翻看那些XBOX ONE的负面新闻。操，我们把锁区也取消了，因为谁还他妈的在乎这个？
Really, this wasour fault. We didn’t realize you just wanted THE SAME FUCKING CONSOLE ASBEFORE. You know, the one you ALREADY OWN(but with slightly nicer graphics). Wewere trying to do something new. By forcing you to connect to the internet, wewould be able to guarantee cloud-support for all games – which would allow hugegame universes that wouldn’t be limited to what we could fit on a disc. Byrestricting used games, we would guarantee that the DEVELOPERS WHO MAKE THEGAMES made money instead of some shit-stain executives at Gamestpo. Haha, butthen again, I’m sure you give the same shit to Valve over Steam, right? Sincethey require an internet connection to download games and you can’t resell orborrow games through them. Right?
真的，全是我们的错。我们真傻逼，一直不知道你们想要的只是和他妈的之前一模一样的主机。你懂得，就是那台你已经拥有的（画面拙计那个）。我们只是想试试新的元素，我们强迫着你随时联网，是为了确保所有游戏都能获得云端支持，能给你那狗日的烂游戏盘加些更多的内容。我们忍痛割爱禁止二手是他妈为了让这些游戏开发者赚更多钱，而不是一群富得流油的狗娘养的Gamestop或者JS老板。哈哈，不过话说回来，我确定你们把V社的Steam也喷了一脸粪对不？就因为他们也规定你连线下载游戏，而且你同样不能出售或者转借数字版游戏对不？！
OH WAIT, THAT’SRIGHT, YOU FUCKING LOVE STEAM FOR DOING THE EXACT SAME SHIT. FUCK.
哦等下，对啊，你们他妈的明明都爱死

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