咳咳，为了让每一个曹郭吧亲在曹郭吧时都能随时的提高自己的学习（英文）水平【泥垢
经商讨后我们决定专门开一楼供大家练习英语，有海外人士阿木木、六级托福GMAT还算不错的人士大桔子以及众多潜藏在曹郭吧的藏龙卧虎的英文高手们为大家进行指点。
想要练习锻炼自己英文水平、提升自己四六级或英语考试成绩（真的可以么！！！）的亲们，欢迎来到这里写出自己心目中的曹郭英文小段子哦！
这不光锻炼了我们的英文写作能力，同时还锻炼了所有来这里的亲们的阅读能力！如果念出来的话还能锻炼说的能力【泥垢！！！
总之大家不要大意的来吧！
Welcome to the paradise of English !!! 【You，Enough!!! 2333333

an shi zha zha

咳咳，为了防止大家不好意思，桔子先来个最最最最最渣的垫底，这样大家就不用不好意思了233333！
C:Hello!
G:Hello!
C:How are you?
G:I'm fine, thank you, and you?
【泥真的够了！
C:Well...in fact I feel very sad...
G:Why???
C:Because...I don't have enough time to XX with you! Come on!
【桔子的节操已经消失不见...写文渣一向是桔子的特色咳咳，大家不要嫌弃啊，有桔子这个渣才能突显出大家的好嘛不是

.......my tiny orange ......cha ping !!!!!

Gj : Thou beautiful charming tyrant ! Never had I felt so alive ...than when I was so close ...to thou heart

突然有个灵感随便扯两句吧...捂脸...
G：What would you like to eat tonight？
C：Only you.
G：Oh？Come on~I just had a bath~
果然诱受最有爱~

桔子你终于满足了俺拿莎士比亚配上某些人的愿望2333

an kan bu dong ohohoh beishang。。。。

C:Where do we go today?
G:Anywhere will be OK if you are right here.
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C:A bath together?
G:Taoyan la~~
= =噗...

魂淡一群学霸→_→英语45分的看你们

C: Tell me what to do now.
G: Do-no.
C: Then what to do next.
G: Depend on you.
C: So you dont mind my doing yep. [catch and kiss.
G: Sir, no offense but youd better call someone to deal with these girls who fainted, em, maybe due to us.

C:HI
G:HI
C:HELLO
G:HELLO
C:GOOD-BYE
G:GOOD-BYE
wo zhen shi gou le

那句游戏台词我抄一下：your pain is my pleasure...〔邪恶笑着跑掉〕

→_→我也无耻来一句好了【原谅爪机格式】C: Must you have other men outside？ G: Thanks for your good imagenation.【快够这种攻受反了的感觉！！】

G:Where's your son?
C:Oh,don't be worried,he's okay.He has cleanad the yard just now.
G:Where's your son???Tell me!!!!
C:Maybe he's taking a shower now…By the way,why you look so scared?
G:Jesus christ!!!I can't find my son!!!
C:Oh~
哈哈上梁不正下梁歪的节奏…

服务员嘉= =请尽情挑错
g：good moring,sir.
c : good morning,(xiao huo zi= =)could i have a drink?
g: ...coffee, tea....or...me?
那个。。。相扣的手咋说= =。

哎呦我去，最近又要考托了，顶上去啥时候再练练英语【虽说不一定有效。。。考无止境啊这

C：You jump!I jump~
G:How can I abandon How about you!
C:No problem~
G:Well!I first jump~Oh baby boy don't miss me.Because we are all freelance~