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这个故事是这样开始的...
上个星期，太原动物园，山西的太原动物园举行了一场安全演练，模拟野兽逃出笼子时的紧急应对。
本次演习一经报道，顿时轰动全球。
以下是我部分选译的国外新闻稿——

As they usher the fearsome creature into a corner and prepare the net, the team of zookeepers approach the beast from all angles in an attempt to counter its violent tendencies.
在拉网准备完毕，
并将那些可怕的巨兽逼到角落之后，动物园管理员们从各个方向团团逼近猛兽，防备猛
兽忽然狂
性大发
图片来自: KILL马赛克的百度相册The fearsome creature can be seen crawling along the floor after escaping from its cage。
我们可以看到这只可怕的猛兽在撕破它的
牢笼之后正在地上匍匐爬行。

The zookeepers make sure all the angles are covered as they approach the '
dragon' from above as well as on the ground, armed with a huge net.
动物管理员们必须确保他们已经覆盖了所有的死角。在巨大的拉网就绪后，他们占领了天上地下所有的位置，缓缓接近这条——
龙！
Staff bring in the net as they close in on capturing the
dragon
龙
被捕获之后，管理员迅速收缩天罗地网，
逼近
魔龙

Once captured the dragon can be taken away back to the safety of its own cage
他们成功捉住了这条
龙，世界再次恢复了和平，
龙再次被封印回了它的笼子

In one instance a member of staff donned a grey outfit complete with bright pink and white striped and yellow horns, along with what appears to be the face of Mickey Mouse.
The strange creature was seen attempting to evade staff near the zoo's alpaca section.
在另一场战斗中，战士们面对的是一位身穿一件灰色的外套，头顶亮粉红色与白色相间条纹和黄色的犄角，犹如米老鼠般的一只魔兽。
这只异界的魔兽被设定为一只正在
羊驼区域附近徘徊的逃走的
羊驼。

The team surround the horned animal as they attempt to stop it from escaping
小组已团
团包围了这只角兽，并将
阻止
它的逃逸。

我就觉得这可怕的羊驼兽似曾相识啊= =

Elsewhere, a 'bear' had to be subdued after it started attacking zookeepers from the confines of its own cage.
在另一个战场上，一只
“熊”从它的笼子中伸爪袭击了动物园管理员。它必须立刻被控制住！
It can be seen to be grabbing one staff member by the collar of his camouflage jacket as his colleagues attempt to get him free.The dragon meanwhile was successfully captured by the team of zookeepers who stopped him in his tracks with the large net.
我们可以看到
熊正抓住了一名员工的迷彩服，他的同事正在设法解救他。这正是刚才成功抓获了那条
龙并将其绳之以
网的那支队伍
。

Members of staff dressed up as animals as the zoo carried out a series of emergency drills
这一天，员工们穿上各类动物园里的
动物的服装，为动物园带来了各种危机演习
。

看水笔水经验

灰太狼还要继续加油，让更多老外认识你哦^^

动物园的演习真的各种好可爱^^

求人
挽尊
= =。。。。
@swdslty @styanglu @kumic6 @释梦于生 @o唤灵o 。。。。

@相见咘如怀念
@弥漫的心 @天下皇丿弈
@霄翔翔

妹纸你好。妹纸再见

昨天去北京动物园了， 求坚定这个是不是传说中的草泥马。