史上最强的中国式英文，狂笑不止！1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知...9．WATCH SISTER表妹10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse""son can makehole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open心花怒放14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。18．you have two down son。你有两下子。19．as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！20．I give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turnmyface给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸22．The king who is Xing is the sun of the king who has Xed.金正日是金日成的儿子

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有偶当年的风范 = =‖流云飘然而来 又飘然而去什么也没留下 就连影子都一块带走然而 它不知道 在它身后有它流下的泪水------这就是传说中的水帖~~

one car come..one car go...two cars bang bang one car die..---av..