level 15
李四
楼主
"FOR A GOOD (how do you double-underline?) TIME
Call Robin Scherbatsky
She's been drinking Marshall Eriksens
ALL NIGHT! (double-underlined again!)
555-0311"
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"Dear Marshall, I know this is a strange way to apologize, but I'm sorry I let Carl rename your drink after me. Why didn't I say something? Gosh, I guess that goes back to my childhood. Did you know that for the first two years of my life, my dad treated me like a cat? Seriously. I wasn't permitted on the furniture, I had to bathe myself, and I was only allowed to poop in a box. Ironic that this all comes out in a bathroom. A place that for so long yearned to be. This tiled prison that eluded my saddened grasp was a haven. The unreachable. When I finally did demand a bathroom visit, my dad applauded my moxie. And that's the only time my father ever said he was proud of me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Maybe that's why I stole credit for your drink. Maybe that's why I needed to pour my heart out like this. Or, maybe I wrote this so you'd be in here long enough for a lady to walk in, causing you to freak out and hide in the stall."
GOTCHA!
Love, Robin :)
(Creator of the Robin Scherbatsky)
