一楼秀签名、

窝承认窝这两天太活跃了，原谅我，吧规兄

A rainy day wrote to Declan
" Rain "
Rain falling over a tree branches, in the valley of shake off wisps enchanting curl rising cloud, diffuse ... .. Landscape have been retires in the next day even more obscure, drunk drunk confused for a piece of.
Outside the rain flow in brown soil, infiltration into the dry skeleton, all things become moist, cool dip in the summer, but you let this summer becomes hot everywhere in my eyes, looking at the white sky, as reflected in the eyes of the confusion, you came, with a sunny smile, like sunlight brushed away the miasma of forests, clear front. I haven't thought about it, there is such a day, beautiful and suffocation of you, will use the choking gesture, lit up the most beautiful feelings in my heart. Only want to pull back the years, watch your time, quietly go hand in hand! Silently!
The rain is intertwined with your song knock-off me hanging dream sprout in the rainbow after the rain.
If you eyes warm, my world will be cleared.

额。。。没怎么看懂。。。
语法纠结的说。。。不会是智能翻译干的吧。。。

从人话翻译到鸟语233333333333

然后，再拿度娘译给我的英文版，让它重新给我译回中文版、、、
【去掉空格重新贴】
雨，落在一个树枝，在山谷中摆脱纤细迷人的云，卷曲起来，慢慢弥漫…我是退休的景观，在第二天更模糊，醉糊涂的一块。在棕壤雨流外，渗透到骷髅，一切事情都变得潮湿，凉浸在夏季，但你让这个夏天变热的地方就在我的眼睛，看着白色的天空，反映在混乱的眼睛，你来了，带着阳光般的笑容，像阳光掠过森林瘴气，透明前。我没想过，有一天，你的美丽和窒息，将使用窒息的手势，照亮了我心中最美好的感情。我只想牵回来，看你的时候，悄悄地手牵手！默默地！雨是你的歌声交织在一起，拍打我的悬挂的梦想，雨后彩虹发芽。如果你的眼睛的温暖，我的世界将被清除。

我猛然想起了甄环传英文版。。。
Lady Flower Fly：give you a 3.3333333333 metre red。。。。。

第二次翻译
The rain, falls on one of the branches, in the valley from the slender and charming cloud, curl up, slowly diffuse ... I am retired landscape, in the very next day more fuzzy, a drunk. In the brown soil of rain flow, penetrate into the skull, everything becomes wet, cool dip in the summer, but you let this summer hot place in my eyes, watching the white sky, reflected in the confused eyes, you came, with a sunny smile, like sunshine over forest miasma, the transparent front. I haven't thought about it, one day, your beauty and choking, suffocation will use gestures, illuminating the most beautiful feelings in my heart. I just want to hold back, look at you, quietly hand in hand! Silently! The rain is your song intertwined, tapping me on the suspension of the dream, the rainbow after the rain germination. If your eyes are warm, my world will be cleared.

第二次回译
雨，落在一个树枝，在山谷的纤细迷人的云，缭绕，慢慢弥漫…我退休的景观，在接下来的一天更模糊，一个喝醉的。在雨流棕色土壤，穿透颅骨，一切都变得湿，凉浸在夏季，但你让这个夏天炎热的地方在我的眼睛，看着白色的天空，反映在迷茫的眼神，你来了，带着阳光般的笑容，喜欢在森林里的阳光，透明前。我没想过，有一天，你的美丽，窒息，窒息，会使用手势，照亮了我心中最美的感受。我只是想回来，
看看你的
手，静静地！默默地！雨是你的歌声交织在一起，拍打我的梦的悬架，雨发芽后的彩虹。如果你的眼睛是温暖的，我的世界将被清除
【演变成了“削魂”的版本】

结论就是，度娘赤果果的误导残害祖国的花朵、、

天笑死我了……

没想到度娘还有搞笑的天赋

度娘好黑暗啊……笑死了。。
别闹。。在上自习

毁我三观

机翻好萌噗

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娘

其实度娘比谷歌好用多了，度娘特人性