谢霆锋撞车版 霆锋开辆法拉利，撞了。司机成了替罪羊，跑了。多亏好心张柏芝，救了。送到医院缝五针，好了。 　　警察请他吃顿饭，浑身麻烦他不干。他说：“俺们这旮都是大明星，俺们这旮特产八卦图，俺们这旮花边绯文，俺们还要赶去颁奖会，俺们这旮没有这种人，撞了车啦哪能不跑人，俺们这旮分分钟算钱，赶紧该罚我就罚。 　　老爸，拿钱来！ 

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