同志们要顶起来哈

“If Matt (Willis) had two sons and he called one Jack, he should call the other one Michael. Then, if he was calling them, he could shout, 'Michael, Jack...son.." "I want to play more tennis, more ping-pong and more tennis!" "You gotta stop calling me surfer kid and you've gotta stop playing with my beanie." "They'll go bananas!" "Cupboards smell after a while." "Right there is my guitar. My "Voodoo D". Voooodoooo." "I like to be in charge of my own bottom!" "We're all shaving our hair off."

"We write the songs, we sing the songs, we play the instruments, and if that's not credible enough, then f**k off." "You like this top? Aww...well...I would say you could have it but I like it too!" "In our retirement we're going to go out to Singapore and enter the world ping pong championships." "I'm still James from the roots me. I'm still Jimmy from the block!" "I can play a mean air guitar. Queen songs are good, and a nice wig always helps." "The world is our inspiration, Crumpets." "..and even if i was chatted up by a boy, I wouldnt even notice because im a bit thick like that." "Thats just something that people with big arses say." "Today we are going to be cooking pancakes, my favourite." "I like Elmer Fudd, 'cause he gets to shoot guns all day, but I wouldn't hunt Bugs Bunny like him. I'd go and get Porky Pig."

"Well it isnt gonna smell of roses is it!?" "I had to wear a Dalmatian costume once for a play. I didn't care though cos you're supposed to be stupid in a play - my friends had a right laugh." "Once we tried to make pizza but it like stuck to the...grill." "I had champagne taste in restaurants but beer money taste in clothes." "I pushed my shorts down around my ankles and put my tshirt down really long so like if you life my tshirt up you'd see all my legs and stuff。” "I wouldn't want to snog a 40-year-old, yuck! Well, unless she was hot. Madonna, maybe?" "Once we were in Hyde Park and I saw Daniel Bedingfield walk into one of them Portaloos and I went in and started singing his song while having a wee and this voice shouted out, 'Who's that singing my song?!'" "I'm the kind of person whose shoes fall off on rollercoasters." "Some people say I've got a good body. I love my body! I don't mind changing in front of people and stuff.."

"Being a pop superstar changes your life, but it's not about being able to afford to change your pants. If I don't wanna change my pants, I don't have to." "I like to sit with my hand on my stomach but people see it and think my hand's down my trousers. It's not! I'm not being rude, I just find it comfortable to have my hand on my tummy!" "Tents are highly flammable!" "Me and my mates ran down the road in our boxers for a dare!" "I'd never pose naked for a girl! Or wear her underwear." "I just want to say that they stole our basketball net!" "I'd like to play the didgeridoo!" "Everything I wore was handed down. I'm sure there was a bright coloured shell suit that I gave to someone!" "We made a mate of mine a mustard, toothpaste, chocolate and Marmite sandwich. He took a big bite - he was pretty disgusted."

"I'm good at getting to the toilet in time!" "There's nothing new. I like jaffa cakes, I like Michael Jackson and everyone knows it." "Ahh, they're funny man! Once, I blew one up so hard I sat on it and it burst!" (talking about whoopee cushions) "I remember the first thing that turned me on when I was young was Jessica Rabbit! Mmm.." "Oi, I don't smell!" "Sometimes if I need to fart, I'll just fart loudly and laugh. You can hold it in but it's so uncomfortable, sometimes you just have to let it rip." "I like chess. I always play it with my granddad at Christmas!" "What's the point in playing if you don't want to win?" "I don't like baggy boxers - I can't be doing with that." "My favourite hat got taken at a club; I phoned every single Mambo shop to get another, and all of them had gone. It was a cool hat and now someone else is wearing it! I miss my hat!" "I had an appointment with the British Hairdress of the Year and said, 'Do what you want!' But he gave me an off-centre mohican. I was like, 'I'd rather you shaved the lot off!'" "I could be such a good undercover paparazzi photographer. I'd have a small spy camera. No one would expect me to be a photographer, so I'd invent a different paparazzi photographer name, sell my pictures and make a killing!"

"I don't injure people, I'm a nice guy!" "Everyone pinches my bum, it's not fair!" "I don't really brag about my mum's cooking skills; but she is good, yeah." "Yeah and our manager's totally minted!" "You don't kiss in the toilets! Eurgh, I can't kiss a girl while someone's having a wee!" "Anyway, so I lost my shoe! I was crawling along the floor frantically looking for it and everyone was falling over me. Suddenly, the strobe lit up my shoe and I just plunged for it! It was trodden on a few times, but that doesn't bother a shoe, does it?" "I catch lifts with strangers all the time - Cab drivers!" "I'd like to have my own business, like a record company or maybe even my own production company. And I'd love to have my own sweet factory like Willy Wonka!" "I am getting a monkey! I think everybody should have monkeys. I would like to dress it up in Hawaiian shirts--that would be cool." "I am thinking of making my ears more elf-like. It would be really cool if I could make them really pointed at the top so I could look more like an elf. You know how some people get tattoos and plastic surgery? Well, I would like the tops of my ears cornered off. Everyone should do it! We'd be a nation of goblin-people!" Matt (Willis): "I'm actually a descendant of Elvis Presley!" J: "Nah, I am Elvis!"

"Fake tan is not attractive. Next, they'll be dying their eyebrows white." "I can sleep anywhere - I'm a bit like a hibernating squirrel. Once, I was so tired, I slept for three days." "I never talk soppy to my girlfriends. I just say it how it is." "Have you seen the stuff that comes out of my nose? I'd never eat that! But I was walking into the cinema once and I did a burp louder than the surround sound." "I look about 60 year old when I wake up in the morning." "I used to steal pillows from the hotels we stayed in. If we had a long car journey the next day, I'd walk out with a pillow under my arm and then sleep on it in the car. I've got about 20 or 30 of them at home." "Piano's are so romantic - I'm writing a love song!" "Hopefully I pass my test soon! I haven't actually bought a car yet. I've been so annoyed, because I've seriously looked at a few and I keep meaning to buy one, but I don't want to buy one too early and then not pass. I'm quite superstitious." "I don't look like a chimp at all!" J: "We took a hobo tour our hotel last week." Matt (Willis): "Yeah, he even slept in James' bed." J: "May I just say the hobo didn't sleep with me, I slept on the floor!" "I'd be too scared to swim in the sea naked in case a fish is planning to bite my bits." "If a girl has Michael Jackson's number and is willing to share it with me I'll love her straightaway!" "We all have our smelly days; I have days where I fart constantly every once in a while." "When I met Justin Timberlake, I thought 'Oh My God, it's Justin!'" "Once, we tied one of my friends to a tree all day! It was funny knowing that he was stuck in the woods while we were still in our lessons. I was the person who convinced everyone else to do it." "I reckon you should be a kid and mess around as much as you like!"

"I've always got my iPod with me. My favourite song is All You Need Is Love by The Beatles. I always play it a full volume." "I'm going to spread some love!" "We also realised that dork is the whale's penis, which is the largest of the penises of the world, and the wahlrus is second. If you're gonna be named after a penis, it might as well be a big one." "I am the quiz master and if people don't like it they can party somewhere else!" "F*** YOUR HOMEWORK!!! Sometimes you just have to appreciate other things in life; tell your teacher you were online with the quiz master she'll understand!!!!"

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......翻译下么...哎.看的累的...~

“If Matt (Willis) had two sons and he called one Jack, he should call the other one Michael. Then, if he was calling them, he could shout, 'Michael, Jack...son.." 如果MATT有两个儿子，一个叫JACK，另一个他应该叫Michael。然后呢，如果他叫两个儿子的话，他应该这么喊：“'Michael, Jack...son（迈克尔杰克逊）”-----太经典了~"I want to play more tennis, more ping-pong and more tennis!" 我想玩巨多网球，巨多乒乓球和……巨多网球！！！！！！"You gotta stop calling me surfer kid and you've gotta stop playing with my beanie." “你不可以叫我冲浪小子，还有你今后不能玩我的小帽子！”

“If Matt (Willis) had two sons and he called one Jack, he should call the other one Michael. Then, if he was calling them, he could shout, 'Michael, Jack...son.." 笑死了快要...

第1个很有趣！

可爱的人总会说出一些比自己还可爱的话...ha

第一个最杂选嘿嘿,笑死

能全翻一下吗?看着很辛苦~~~

看视频听说话我都听不明白，为此我很郁闷，以前总听美语，现在听英国那边的反而费劲了！！！！！生气啊！！！！！！！！

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