Loooooooooooooove the series!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate in the first sight:
Ty: The hell he is! I can’t do my job with a ... a ... poster- boy partner.
Zane: Sir, it seems obvious that this agent needs more than I can possibly provide to help him. Frankly, it will take a miracle to make him even remotely professional. No one will take him seriously.
Ty: Take me seriously? Christ, have those shoes ever even seen pavement? Shit...
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Ty to Zane: Listen up, ’cause I'm only gonna say this once, I don’t talk when I fly. I sleep. And I don’t listen when I eat, understand? I don’t wanna be buddies. I don’t wanna chat, I don’t wanna know about your childhood or how your momma whipped you with a rubber glove or how much therapy you had to go through’cause you flunked out of preschool. I don’t wanna hear about how you want to be Director someday or how many collars you got chasin’those Internet freaks or how proud you are of your bowel movements. I don’t wanna go shopping at Barney’s with you, and I’m not gonna help you pick out your ties to match your socks and, I swear to God, if you get me shot, I’ll kill you.
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Zane: You know, at first I was insulted by the way you treat me. Then I realized it’s not personal; you treat everyone like shit. I find it doesn’t bother me all too much anymore.
Ty: Usually I only don’t bother people I want to see naked, so stop it. You’re freaking me out.
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Zane: Get back to work, I need to bleed some more before I can have my afternoon bender.
Ty: Yeah, I’ve definitely had dates like this.
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Zane: So here I am; widower, alcoholic, addict, all- around asshole turned squeaky clean by force of will, threat of jail, and sheer terror. I suppose it’s no wonder your ‘pansy-ass’ comments get in my craw.
Ty: I wouldn’t think much of you if they didn’t, and we all have our sob stories.Nothing to be ashamed over. Being a pansy-ass, that’s something to be ashamed over.
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Zane: I’m not a real pansy-ass, I just act like one sometimes.
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Ty: I’m not an asshole, I just act like one sometimes,
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Zane: You’re just a big softy.
Ty: The last person said that to me got Viagra in his coffee next morning.
Zane: Oh, God. You would, too.
Ty: Of course I would. He had to question a guy. Three hours he was in there, trying to hide this raging hard-on. I’ve never seen a suspect more terrified in my life.
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Zane: I'm hungry.
Ty: God, you’re worse than a date, I have to feed you, too?
Zane: Hell, we sleep together, and you won’t spring for dinner? What kind of guy are you?
Ty: The kind who slept through the getting laid part!
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Zane: No problem. Besides these goddamn bruises you gave me. And my hand ****ing hurts.
Ty: Whine about it some, it’ll make it go away.
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Ty teased Zane: Do you need a hug? I won’t tell anyone. You can cry if you need to!...It won’t make you any less of a man! Much...well, it will, but....
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Ty: My ass hurts.
Zane: My ass hurts, too.
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Zane: Don’t you go to sleep on me. I mean it. I’ll do evil and dastardly things to your body if you do.
Ty: You’ve already done that.
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Zane: Do I have your attention now?
Ty: You never lost it.
Zane: I almost like you better when you’re concussed.
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Ty: Go f**k yourself.
Zane: I'm not that flexible.
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Zane: Are you feeling this, too?
Ty: No.
Zane: Me, either.
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Ty: I can’t concentrate on anything, not when all I can think about is you. And now with this ****ing headache,I feel sick.
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Zane: You said I wouldn’t miss you. You were wrong.
Ty: I was wrong about a lot of things.
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Ty: You want me to shower with you? Need help reaching your back, do you?
Zane: And other places.
Ty: I can go next door and ask the lady neighbor for her loofah, Bubble bath, maybe?
Zane: Whatever gets you in there with me.
Ty: Subtle, Garrett. Man, you really did shed the fake layer, didn’t you?
Zane: Somebody reminded me it was best to be myself.He seemed rather fond of me that way.
Ty: Must have been a genius you were dealing with.
Zane: Yeah, I have to admit, he was pretty smart, though I teased him otherwise, I regretted that, later. The teasing, I mean.
Ty: One of the advantages of teasing a man with a cracked head is that he doesn’t remember it after.
Zane: How much do you remember?
Ty: Enough that I know kissing me wasn’t a really weird thing for you to do.
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Ty: Yeah, well, if you weren’t such a dick...
Zane: Works out well since you’re an asshole.
Ty: We’re gonna have to talk about these puns.
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