一楼还是给度娘。

暂时没有字幕，楼主尽量把听写出来的文稿弄上来给大家配合着看吧。

谢谢楼主！！！

神剧 哈哈

马克马克……

好焦躁的潮爷。。。

听写水平有待提高啊。。有几个细节还是没听出来，不过意思都差不多了，大家先看看吧。Come on, come on before someone else comes in. Bugs. Be a basters. Come on he will think (that) I am in that way. He will think I have come in for some quick shifty at some willies. Damn. Oh no. Oh he saw me looked towards him. He's probably thinking I was trying to look at his willy but I wasn't. I was looking at his sideburns. Eh quite large. Ah shit I am looking again and I caught his eyes they meet mine and seem to say out loud: do you wanna come back to my place. Oh what should I do!!!!!! I AM NOT GAY!!!
期待大神做纠正！

Soft furnishings. Soft furnishings. Ah over there. Oh no. Oh shit. Everyone is gonna think I am just hanging at the panties what should I do? Eh keep looking ahead. No, everyone will think I am trying too hard not to look but I must be looking. Oh damn, she sees me see what bra she's got; she think I am picturing her in it, her in that just flimsy lacy bra standing in her bedroom all shine and … She knows that I am just a dirty (pervertic wearistic 楼主也没听出来啊) man oh what will I do!! I AM NOT A PERVERT!!!

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再看一遍还是笑了。。。
潮爷神级卖萌

这个系列实在是笑翻。。。、
谢谢楼主的听译啊！

手机党怒马！

lz
多谢分享~

Oh god. Why did he say to meet here? Why didn't I make it somewhere else? They'll think I'm a (lester没听清). Damn. I'm not looking at the kids. I'm really not; I'll just, eh, move around a little but, but he said yo meet at the park; what if he misses me? Oh. Oh. Now it looks like I'm pronning. I'm trying to spirit one of the kids from the pack/park,; that's what they'll think. That I've got total abhor obsession with small children. That I really get off on looking at them … I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE(恋童癖者).

留爪先 谢谢楼楼分享

Oh my god, I'm walking behind a very pretty girl. She's gotta be worried. She can probably hear my slightly weightier masculine footstep. Maybe I should run over to tell her so that she knows I am not following her. No, she'll think I am running over to attack her. I will slow down and no, that would spook her. I will stop altogether. Oh no, no. People will think I am lurking. Oh shit. What will I do. I AM NOT THE STALKER. 

拜托亲爱的，千万别有人进来。哦天啊我的上帝，他会把我想歪啊。他会觉得我进来是为了瞄几眼别人的willies。哦该死。不不。他看到我看了他一眼。他应该在想我是不是在看他的willy但我不是啊！！！我只是在看他的鬓角啊。Hmm，还挺浓密的。该死我怎么又去看了，还和他的眼睛对上了。他们好像要庄严的向我传达我：和我回去吗？噢我该怎么办！
我不是GAY！！！

虽然窝爪机看不了视频，8过介个窝应该做动图滴时候看过，谢谢楼楼滴听译，神剧就是神剧啊！

室内装饰在哪里呀在哪里？哦在那里。噢不。噢天啊。所有人都会觉得我在看这些女性的内裤。我该怎么办？对，向前看。不，所有人都会知道我是在假装没有偷看，该死，她看到我了，她看到我盯着她拿着的bra，她肯定知道我在想她穿着那宝贝的样子，哦那薄薄的蕾丝bra。不不不她会认为我是一个龌龊的性反常的怪人！噢我要怎么办！！！
我不性反常！！！