1.Humorous Stories The Young on the Phone A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antique. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working .He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure, I've come to install the phone!"2.Wonderful Saying Good temper is like a sunny day; it sheds its brightness everywhere ----P.Sidney 好情绪犹如明媚的阳光，普照四方．　　----西德尼3.Slang Words Smart mouth 能言善辩，嘴巴很厉害且不让人的人e.g (1)He has a smart mouth. (2)People with smart mouths sometimes have problems with their bosses. (3)Kids, don't be a smart mouth with your parents!4.Communicative English Dialogues Calling Attention(1) Hey, you! Me?(2) Listen, I'm not going to say it a second time. I'm all ears.(3) Look here, I need three helpers this afternoon. I can be one.(4) Guess what, Lily is to get married soon. I know, She told me one month ago.(5) I tell you what, I won't take the job. Why?(6) Oh, I say, do you like grapefruit? Yes, very much.(7) Sorry to interrupt, but this is urgent. What's that?(8) Attention, please.(9) Ladies adn gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.