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幻真无缘
楼主
发个传统笑话,引以为戒吧
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing
on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop!
don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"
He said,"Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or
baptist church of the lord?"
He said, "Baptist church of god!"
I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god,
or are you reformed baptist church of god?"
He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!"
I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god,
reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god,
reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
某日B路过一桥. 见一人A欲跳下自杀. 急上前劝导
B: 别跳别跳!
A: 为什么不跳?
B: 生命自有意义,为何轻生?
A: 有什么意义?
B: 你有信仰还是无神论者?
A: 有信仰.
B: 那太好了,我也有信仰. 你信基督教还是犹太教?
A: 基督教.
B: 那太好了,我也信基督教.你是信基督教天主教还是新教?
A: 新教.
B: 那太好了,我也信新教. 你是圣公会的还是浸信会的?
A: 浸信会的.
B: 那太好了,我也是浸信会的.你是主耶稣浸信会的还是上帝浸信会的?
A: 上帝浸信会的.
B: 那太好了,我也是上帝浸信会的. 你是传统上帝浸信会的还是改革上帝浸信会的?
A: 改革上帝浸信会的.
B: 太好啦,我也是改革上帝浸信会的. 你是1879年改革上帝浸信会的还是1915年改
革上帝浸信会的?
A: 1915年改革上帝浸信会的
B: 去死吧!你这个异端! 随把A推下桥.
2012年12月15日 07点12分
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing
on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop!
don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"
He said,"Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or
baptist church of the lord?"
He said, "Baptist church of god!"
I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god,
or are you reformed baptist church of god?"
He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!"
I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god,
reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god,
reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
某日B路过一桥. 见一人A欲跳下自杀. 急上前劝导
B: 别跳别跳!
A: 为什么不跳?
B: 生命自有意义,为何轻生?
A: 有什么意义?
B: 你有信仰还是无神论者?
A: 有信仰.
B: 那太好了,我也有信仰. 你信基督教还是犹太教?
A: 基督教.
B: 那太好了,我也信基督教.你是信基督教天主教还是新教?
A: 新教.
B: 那太好了,我也信新教. 你是圣公会的还是浸信会的?
A: 浸信会的.
B: 那太好了,我也是浸信会的.你是主耶稣浸信会的还是上帝浸信会的?
A: 上帝浸信会的.
B: 那太好了,我也是上帝浸信会的. 你是传统上帝浸信会的还是改革上帝浸信会的?
A: 改革上帝浸信会的.
B: 太好啦,我也是改革上帝浸信会的. 你是1879年改革上帝浸信会的还是1915年改
革上帝浸信会的?
A: 1915年改革上帝浸信会的
B: 去死吧!你这个异端! 随把A推下桥.