Singlish is the art of getting your point across using as little English words as possible.
English : Where are you from?
Singlish: You from where?
English: Is the food delicious?
Singlish: Food nice not?
English: Are you having a fever?
Singlish: You sick ah?
English: Do you wanna leave this place?
Singlish: Ciao?
english:Do you wanna leave this place?
singlish:go ah?
English: What you do mean by that?Singlish: Huh?!
English : Excuse me !
Singlish : Siam la
English: Do you wanna leave this place?
Singlish: zao liao.
English: Excuse moi, maiden. May I buy you a scrumptious dinner ?
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Singlish: ah girl ah, i blanjah u dinner hor !
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一切尽在表情中

May i borrow some money from you?
Singlish: Got money lend???!!!
English: You are crazy.
Singlish: Siao
English: Wow, she's so pretty!
Singlish: Wah seh, sibei chio ah!

怎么一直未知错误呢？

Its great... - Ho sei
I decline... - Mai la
Sorry, I'm broke... - Bo lui la
Whats for lunch... - Got what to eat ah
I'm forced to... - Lan lan
Can't help it... - Lan lan suck thumb
Either way, its the same... - Lampah pahlan
You didn't do a good job... - Bo swee
You're not inviting me... - Bo jio ah
Damn it... - Kena sai
Revenge will be swift & deadly... - You wait ah, I make you chialat chialat
Thats good enough... - Ho sei liao
Very, very, very old... - sibei, sibei, sibei old leh
How is the food, delicious... - Nice bo?
This is too expensive... - Ex sia
In your dreams... - Go fly kite

English: I am very confirm.
Singlish: Confirm guarantee chop ah !
English: We have a deal !
Singlish: Steady Bong Bee bee ah !
English: That is very cool
Singlish: stylo milo lah !