一楼度娘。。。。。。。。。。。。

跟人类**的传统方式到底怎么啦？为什么这个世界会兴起跟动物搞呢？他们又脏又臭，充满细菌，可能携带了各种疾病，还可能会咬你或者踢你……这个世界正在变得疯狂。———————————————————————————————————————HUFFPOSTSUPER USERMedusa SantMy other caris a Cylon Raider...105 Fans1 hour ago(12:27 AM)No, justno...
哦不，别这样……———————————————————————————————————————houseiowaparkLive andlearn272 Fans5 hours ago (8:59 PM)Gonooriginated from sheep and that is no joke. There are some sick puppies outthere.
淋病原本是在羊群里传播的，我没开玩笑。有些变态把淋病传到了人群里。———————————————————————————————————————beawild130 Fans5 hours ago (8:49 PM)An eroticzoo? I must lead a sheltered life, I never heard of such a thing.
色情动物园？我肯定一直活在玻璃房里，我从没听过这种事。
yakmon220 Fans3 hours ago(11:13 PM)Quitesheltered...
从玻璃房里出来吧……———————————————————————————————————————ANihilate5720 Fans5 hours ago (8:49 PM)OhGod.....this story is sickening enough as it is, but for some reason - eatinghummus while reading this just kicked the gross factor up a notch! Excuse mewhile I go vomit profusely.
噢，上帝……这篇文章可真够恶心的，但出于某种原因——一边吃鹰嘴豆泥一边看这个——让恶心程度更上一层楼！对不起，让我先去吐一会儿。———————————————————————————————————————moeelmore137 Fans5 hours ago (8:21 PM)We had a guyin my unit who would get drunk and babble about having sex with a bear! Onenight he disappeared and we took a taxi to the Munich Zoo! We caught him as heattempted to scale the wall! As far as Iknow he went home to Long Island and that is the last I ever heard of him. Iassume he got over his obsession as I never saw him in the news!
我们单位有个家伙喝醉以后，嚷嚷着要跟一只熊**！有天晚上，他不见了，我们赶紧打的去慕尼黑动物园，在他试图翻越围墙的时候拦住了他。据我所知，我最后一次听说他的消息时，他已经回长岛老家去了。我猜他已经摆脱了那种困扰，因为我还没在新闻上见到他！
rudolph443 Fans12 minutesago ( 1:33 AM)hmmmm...didhe ride t
hebear bare back?
呃……他那时候已经脱得一丝不挂骑在熊背上了吗？———————————————————————————————————————HUFFPOSTSUPER USERKen Blackwelltry a randomact of kindness48 Fans6 hours ago (7:54 PM)what everhappenned to "please don't feed ther animals"?
“请勿近距离喂食动物”这条怎么说？

为什么是英语不是德语。。。

元首。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。德意志需要你。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

那两个字我已经知道是什么了……

德国是肿么了……

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【他们都是德国人，都是20岁。
奇怪的是他们都为对方感到羞耻。】