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Kelly Osbourne
AGE: 28
STUPID QUOTE: 'I call myself a FFP: former fat person.”
VOTE FOR KELLY: No longer able to be bratty on her breakout reality TV show “The Osbournes,” Kelly has morphed into a fashion critic alongside Joan Rivers on Fashion Police and makes fun of her fellow celebs’ for a living. Despite the fact she describes herself as a ‘former fat person’ she often turns her verbal barbs to make people like Christina Aguilera, feel bad about their weight.
Megan Fox
AGE: 28
STUPID QUOTE: “Starscream is the sexiest Transformer. [Why?] ‘Cause he just is. Why is Simba [from 'The Lion King'] sexy? He just was. Maybe it was because Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the voice. I can’t tell you. It’s something I just feel.”
VOTE FOR MEGAN: Fox and husband Brian Austin Green are suddenly very private about their marriage and family (there wasn’t even a pregnancy announcement) but at any moment, we fear she might revert to her old habit of shocking us with some sex story to keep her in the news. And it works everytime.
Britney Spears
AGE: 30
STUPID QUOTE: “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
VOTE FOR BRITNEY: Whether it’s the Mickey Mouse club, bubble-gum pop Britney, underage provocateur Britney, breakdown Britney, or comeback Britney – Ms. Spears has given us many years and varieties of annoying scandal and stupidity. Take your pick.
Christina Aguilera
AGE: 31
STUPID QUOTES: “So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
VOTE FOR CHRISTINA: She’s found new life as a judge on ‘The Voice’ – but unfortunately, this hasn’t stopped her from making music, so her overblown vocal gymnastics continue.
Willow Smith
AGE: 12
STUPIDEST QUOTE: “I whip my hair back and forth”
VOTE FOR WILLOW: She’s the youngest person on the list, but annoys us as much as someone twice her age. Her song “I Whip My Hair Back and Forth” might be the most obnoxious song ever recorded, and since her parents are Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, there are probably more ge***ike that to come.
Jaden Smith
AGE: 14
STUPIDEST QUOTE: “And they dipping in the pool they saying pool
And they be drooling cause I'm super RICH.”
VOTE FOR JADEN: Will Smith seems determined to make his son a star, handing him roles in movies like The Persuit of Happiness, Karate Kid and Men In Black III. But the nepotism doesn’t stop there – Will and Jada are using their connections to propel Jaden into the music biz too. He was featured on a song with Justin Bieber for the Bieb’s Never Say Never documentary.
Ke$ha
AGE: 25
STUPID QUOTE: “Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there’s a possibility of me ... being psychic."
VOTE FOR KE$HA: At least the Tik Tok singer’s morning-after hair and glitter face distracts people from her ditzy, drunken interviews and underwhelming song catologue. Well played.
Lady Gaga (aka: Stefani Joanne Germanotta)
AGE: 26
STUPIDEST QUOTE: “When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time.”
VOTE FOR GAGA: The girl can sing, that’s for sure, but at 26, she already seems to be running out of ideas. Her “Born This Way” was ripped apart by Madonna fans as a rip off – and it’s hard to wear something more shocking than a meat dress. The shock value has worn off.
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