很有意思的一个小短（短短）篇，by marthasavage觉得这个作者的写作功底很强啊，似乎是个老师

Unfortunately I don't own PB and I don't own Kellerman ... But I wish I did ;-)Something for Azzurra13 !Thanks to my pupils from 1D for a good question.“Paul....If you were married.. Would you tell your wife what you really had been doing ?”“Think a'bit. What should I tell her ?:“Dear , I am going to work and I have been ordered to kill the president tonight. But don't worry I will make it quick ” or “Dear, I have to get the information from somebody , that's why I have to go to work so early. I have to torture him , than I will kill him and bury the body in the forest but I will be back at lunch time and than we will have fun ” or maybe “ I am sorry my Love for being late but I had to bury the body in the ground. In fact my day at work was really screwed because I didn't kill as many as I had to and I will have to do that after dinner. By the way can you put my shirt to the washing machine it's all in blood and I have to have it ready for tomorrow.”Of course I wouldn't tell her.”

or maybe“Sweetie, how about having some blueberry pie for dinner tonight. A girl recommended it this morning, and we had some at lunch, you know what, that's good pie!...what? oh,no no no, she is not my affair, just a girl I'm supposed to kill later.” Of course I wouldn't tell her.

哈哈，pl写的也很棒啊~~~

or mightbe"Honey, you know what is fun, back to my schooltime, I used to have a crush on a girl, and even proposed to her. It turns out she has an affair with her brother, and is happened to be my boss, for whom I worked for 15 years. But I swear to God I love you now, and only you.” Of course I wouldn't tell her.

汗~~谢谢骨头不怪~~还怕骨嫌弃偶在狗尾续貂~~原谅pl破破的英文~~不过觉很好玩啊，西西~~不如亲们都来续写吧，或者开张贴叫“Paul在说……”、“Paul对Kim说……”、“Paul对Caroline说……”、“Paul对MS说……”，大家都来当东施，效仿Paul的语气说话~~

8过5楼的那篇看着有点伤情，小小残忍，我还是宁愿paul不知道这件事情的好

是啊，而且Paul本身确实是不知道的~~写的时候也犹豫要不要加上那句~~结果为了戏剧性还是决定残忍到底了~~对不住Paul啊~~p.s.骨骨，pl觉用中文写也可以~~

or mightbe "Honey, 我们现在必须搬家了。别紧张，别接任何电话，也别问我为什么。他们大概下午到，看来我们还有几个小时的时间，SO~~开始打包吧，let's move, now~~”Of course I wouldn't tell her. (最后一句怎么让我想起paul在地道里跟MS俩兄弟那种半命令的口气)