班长先示范面对坦克时怎么逃生

在坦克即将压倒自己时，赶紧卧倒

翻译一下。 baby girl
baby i can't let you go
i think about you all the time
think about you all the nights
you and me we creepin' next to the sea
you brought the fresh champagne
and i'd light the fire
sometimes i really ask myself
do you really wanna lean on this man
remember all the beautiful moments
we share
my darling please think twice
baby i
i swear to god up in the sky
i'll be your shelter when you cry
cause you are my everything
baby i
i travelled around the seven seas
i'd climb any mountain high
and speak to you
cause you are my everything
oh i think i'm lost in the wind
without you by my side
there is no one who can hold me
together we would fight any storm
i could show you how
just give me your hand now
i really wanna make you mine
(to make it feel alright)
baby for all the time
i never let you feel down
cause you surrender my heart
baby i
i swear to god up in the sky
i'll be your shelter when you cry
cause you are my everything
baby i
i travelled around the seven seas
i'd climb any mountain high
and speak to you
cause you are my everything
i'll be there whenever you call
i wash the teardrops from your skin
cause in my dreams
i've made such a plan
for you and me
we built a castle
where we could settle down my friend
romantic melodies been played
by the wind
baby i
i swear to god up in the sky
i'll be your shelter when you cry
cause you are my everything
baby i
i travelled around the seven seas
i'd climb any mountain high
and speak to you
cause you are my everything
i really wanna make u mind
baby gonna laugh all the time
i never gonna let u down
i want u to be around
i really wanna make u mind
baby gonna laugh all the time
i never gonna let u down
i really wanna make u mind
baby gonna laugh all the time
i never gonna let u down
i want u to be around
i really wanna make u mind
baby gonna laugh all the time
i never gonna let u down
larry cheng kevin boul
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truly luv this~~

班长没有死，众人集体惊呼鼓掌尖叫

不是爬到坦克上面吗

接下来，班长叫一个新兵去练习，新兵吓尿了

还没等坦克过来，新兵就怕倒地上了，匍匐着往后缩

新兵觉得太危险了，三十六计走为上计

新兵想着这破铁能有我跑得快

班长看要出人命了，叫指导员把坦克截住了，新兵怒了，我刚来当兵就要我命啊

新兵大声对班长哭到：“俺干不了坦克，坦克太硬了

这是什么

我是特种兵2?