外国论坛上神文一篇:Why I'm Divorced
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Why I'm Divorced
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.
My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband , my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there....
on the couch....
naked.
2012年08月16日 14点08分 1
level 8
虽然看不懂写的什么,但是感觉很厉害的这样子
好吧,我不会说我是无聊赖数一数带地够不够
十五字
来的呢[惊讶]
2012年08月16日 14点08分 2
level 14
老笑话了
2012年08月16日 14点08分 3
有中国版的
2012年08月17日 00点08分
level 8
- - 这个... 我看得懂...
最后一句 亮啦...整个生日都亮了...
不解释了.. 很冷..
不过发人深省...
2012年08月16日 14点08分 4
[Kiss]
2012年08月16日 14点08分
回复 舆寂寞牵着手 :又重新看了一遍... 学会了新技能...[点头]
2012年08月16日 15点08分
回复 _渲染寂寞mmmm :以后要注意哦
2012年08月17日 00点08分
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