欢迎老友来中国一个姐姐曾对我说：“你们小孩子就是喜欢用qq！”天哪，我已经不小了。如果，有一天，我老到了也要sm……sorry，msn的时候，我首先要做的事情，那几乎可能没准是一定的了。不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：滚远点儿，这个号码可不是跟你这种人闲聊的。Bush Junior（I just want to be a good person）：Sorry,sir,I really need your help!不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：No mercy for you guys.Bush Junior（I just want to be a good person）：If you give me some support,maybe I could take the third presidence.Good heart lord,please.不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：You idiot! If you want to intrude Iraq,do it! Just don't waste my time, I have more important things to do!Bush Junior（I just want to be a good person）：Left with sweeping pants.

二不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Hi,celebrity!Joey(How're you doing!):Once again,no time for man reporter!不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：But I'm from China.Joey(How're you doing!):The plate?Don't scare me!不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Nope,the country where Chandler' ancestry came from.Joey(How're you doing!):Dude,I'm so silly,I make the mistake about this ,again!不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：It's OK.You did it only because you know too much about it, ordinary people just know one meaning,your only fault is being too smart.Joey(How're you doing!):No one told me this before,and that really make sense.Do you have something to talk?不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Just one:invite you to China.Joey(How're you doing!):But there's a terrific Knicks game this weekend.不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：I know,but China's population is above 1 billion,that means……Joey(How're you doing!):More hot chicks!Knicks?Chicks?It's hard for me to choose.It rythems,oh my God, I could make s song finally!不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Still remember what we are talking about?Joey(How're you doing!):sorry!………………It must be something about plate?bowl?pan?pancake!I love pancake!不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Joey,come to China!Joey(How're you doing!):No,it's too small,cold and slippery.…………Oh,I know what you mean now,stupid wisdom! Are there any other good things?不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Of course.You could eat hand-clutch-sheep,burn-milk-pig, you could eat a whole pig one time,it's really bigger and more spicy than that turkey.Joey(How're you doing!):Are they the real names?不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Nope,just make you know what they are like ,hot chicks and hot chicken,could it be more fascinating?Joey(How're you doing!):You're right,tell Chinese girls to wait for Jeoy's love.不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：YOU WISH.

六不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Hi,sweety.Racheal Green（Nice boots!）：Hi,honey,what's up?不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Just some fashion things to ask?Racheal Green（Nice boots!）：You could ask everything about fashion!不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Here's my picture.Racheal Green（Nice boots!）：Oh ,strong chest,aren't you the hottest guy in the world?不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：There's a mistake.The man in the picture is Nicholas Tse.This one is mine.Racheal Green（Nice boots!）：God,even hotter. Good suit,good shirt,goooood tie,and ……sports shorts?You think they match?不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：I don't know,no stylish girl instructs me ,people say I always waste my gorgeous face in these clothes.Racheal Green（Nice boots!）：This is unbearable.Could you come to New York?I'll help you.不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：I can't get a passport.I've been in prison for three years.Racheal Green（Nice boots!）：For what?不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：That was a cold winter.I stole several leather coats to keep warm.Racheal Green（Nice boots!）：That's so unfair.Stealing clothes is not theft!You poor and pride thing.I'll take the next plane in half an hour.In this period you just find out the good shops that have the biggest discount,can you?不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：No problem,and lilies for you.

七不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Come to China!Gunther（Saving money for Porsche）：Nope!不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Racheal is coming.Gunther（Saving money for Porsche）：In a second. THE END

The romance is over You said the romance is over, when the feeling still hovered. My eyes turned red, some liqued flowed my cheeks. That's not what I expected, I thought I never need an end. But who knows what love likes, as you never know the shape of wind. The morning was coming, but I fell in the endless dark, the sun is shinning, shinning me into blind. The romance is over, it's the crulest words I ever heard, the romance is over, when your face was still in my mind. A girl called philia you like
more than I like, you like
more than like me, when I thinks of the situation, I don't know it's a fortune or unfortune. You started a fire in my cold kitchen, you burned my heart with big passion. But all stopped in a second, I pretended that nothing happened. I ever knew a girl called phylia, there's somthing she should always remember. It's not that she is in a big world, but there's a big world around her.

dear不寻常走路: Sorry to be that much unreasonable to you that night. And I said I loved the show "Friends" more than you . Well ,I didn't really mean that . I just thought the internet is always a fabled place and I may never have the chance to see you , so it's better not getting started thn breaking your heart into pieces. As a matter of fact ,I wanna say the 3 words to you , but I don't have the courage. Anyway, you are always the warmhearted and talented writer ,not poet ,writer. So ,take care . You said it. The romance is over.

七 不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Come to China! Gunther（Saving money for Porsche）：Nope! 不寻常走路（crap,leave me alone！）：Racheal is coming. Gunther（Saving money for Porsche）：In a second. --------------------------------喜欢这个！！！！！！！其他的也好搞笑的！！！！

...................对自己的魅力有信心------------------呵呵。Who are you kidding ?You just walk in the street ,hot chick will woo-hoo to you .And watch out the cars.

好久没来了，一来就看到走路美文，吉兆啊！特意登录以表支持，一句话：不寻常就是不寻常!

我不吐血发贴小new不现身呀……这个贴子像emma一样，是个accident，不过是场美丽的意外

What's the accident like?

It was just like you hitting by a car,really hurt,then you realized the driver was really hot and now you are in her arms.

不走路终于回来发帖子了，先感动一个，完全看不懂呢哈哈~~~~~~~

好象又见到了每个人：）

建议加精/

英语非常好。。不过有几个疑问。。又害Chandler吸烟？Monica知道自己要去哪吗？谢庭锋有那么帅？楼主这么自恋？Joey来了我咋办。我还没媳妇呢。。你还教Ross骂人。。。Gunther喜欢Porsche？他存一辈子钱都买不起吧。。。呵呵。玩笑，LZ编的不错。欣赏一个

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17 回复：绝对谣言 ：F6要来中国了！ It was just like you hitting by a car,really hurt,then you realized the driver was really hot and now you are in her arms. 作者： 不寻常走路 2007-3-7 13:48 　 回复此发言 删除 ---------------------------------------------------每次看到都想笑~