村夫玩笑开大了。。。- -

事情的起因是这样。。。【放截图太慢了我直接复制了昂~~
BS：Does anyone know if the Eastern Box turtle is protected in Oklahoma? If so I didn't just swerve to the shoulder of the road to smash one...

然后有一些讨论（调侃？），在7个小时之前
“@bjkingape: That turtle's life meant something- was your tweet a bad joke? Why would you be so cruel to a living being?” Shut up...
@John_F_Taylor: Really what a disappointment u r. Killing turtles with your car then asking if they are protected?” I tried to give it CPR!
“@LauraMann10: Lame...@blakeshelton can't even say hi to me on twitter, and I came all this way to see him at the ND State Fair!” Hello!!

@John_F_Taylor: @VinceLicciardi I don’t follow him, but I used to appreciate his work.” Thats weird.. My work hasn't changed!
@John_F_Taylor: so let me ask you personally, is it or is it not a joke?.” Dude.. You REALLY need to get laid... Please go meet people.
Listen @John_F_Taylor... Put down the hermit crab, comb your hair, brush your teeth and go to a bar. Hurry!!


两个小时之前村夫上线了。。。【我能说我一直在围观么。。。
Thanks North Dakota for a great night!!! I love y'all!!!! Now I'm gonna set back and enjoy a nice warm bowl of turtle soup.... Goodnight!!!
@SarahBelle07: my dad loved turtle soup, especially snapper turtle soup. We used to drive an hour to get it for him #goodmemories” Yeah..
@andrearose95: @sarahbelle07 went to the caymens turtle soup is so good” Yeah.. I know!!
@jake_whetstone: Ever had soft shell turtle?” No!!! What's it like?!!
“@Chris_Jordan26: Have you tried alligator?! #sogood” Oh hell yeah!!! Awesome!!!
开始肆无忌惮的版聊。。。

中间有个小插曲。
有一个6岁的小女孩得了脑癌，她的愿望是见见某熊。
【因为天天艾特某熊的人太多太多了，所以小女孩的愿望某熊一直没看到，直到今天有人发推抱怨说，你丫又空在这讨论 turtle soup 在，怎么不去看看那为了帮助小女孩的7000多RT。。。
然后某熊就看了，还有些自责？内疚？（不不我不知道应该怎么形容。
确定真实性后说，他一定尽快去看望那个小女孩。
PS：那个小女孩家长的推的fo顿时暴增啊。。。。

然后，又开始了 turtle 的讨论。。显然，这次玩笑开大了。。。
Hey @turtlefeed. Before u make an even bigger dipshit of urself you should research on how much money I have raised to feed homeless animals
Hey @turtlefeed.. I solely have raised over a million dollars in animal rescue/conservation alone... How much have you raised? Oh. Ok. Next!
“@SmithRN09: Hey buddy i love you and turtles! Ps I touched your boots once when you opened for @rascalflatts !” They're alligator!!
“@turtlefeed: No, you mean how many turtles have I killed lately. So I think I'm doing better than you.” No.. No.. I mean how much money..?
you see @turtlefeed. There's people like you who bitch and moan. Then there r people like me that actually do make a difference. Research..
Now @turtlefeed... Go back to hugging the tree and us grown ups that work will make everything ok for you... Sweet dreams you little booger!
@MaxTerrepene: My family has raised more than a million for conservation and we don't kill wildlife. Beat that one!” I do. And eat them.


好吧好吧。。人家根本不在Oklahoma啊今天。。。。
The best part of all of this is that the dumb asses didn't even look to see that I'm not even in Oklahoma today!! I'm in North Dakota!!
Do they even have turtles in North Dakota?!!! God almighty!!! What's wrong with people?! Get a life!! Get a job!! Get laid!! For once!!!
“@ohnoelizabeth: So you mean it's okay to kill innocent animals just because you donated money?” Sweety.. The adults are talking right now..
“@R_Mangels: that's awesome! They might not kill them but I bet the dumbass' sure eat them!” Ding! Ding! Ding! Correct!!!
@2hundo: Do these people not eat beef, chicken, fish, or pork? What the hell?! Pot calling the kettle black” Yes.. Yes they do..
2 things all of us hard working country people can always agree on. We can't stand a chicken shit and we wont tolerate a counter fit...

这是那两个小时候讨论的截图。。
【略去了小女孩部分。。。

不知道某熊会不会继续了。。。- -
现在显然是在TX loli心的FAN。。。
@kylee14rae: I think I've tweeted @blakeshelton probably 50 times tonight hopiiiiing for a reply or RT but haven't gotten anything." Hi!!!
“@Quotebookx: Wondering if @blakeshelton reads any of my tweets to him” Yes he does..

额。。。我要出门了。。= =
先到这吧。。。

B真是暖男呐！当时看美国之声就赶脚他对自己的选手真像家人一样，尽心辅导他们，不遗余力的在自己的演唱会上推荐选手，对他的好感倍增啊！好人！PS:楼主辛苦！

回来啦。。。再翻一遍推，某熊又跟FANS温暖了一把。。。（总也总也转不到我的。。TAT
去汤上看的时候，还是有不少骂声。。。（某熊估计习惯了吧。。0 0
但是！爱他的人还是会继续爱的！！！比如说LZ我！！！！！（好酸。。。- -

饿。。。。关于一些他的推，我就先扔在这里吧。不重新开楼了。
右边相册会传截图的。
村夫又淘气了。。- -
Ok Cheyenne.. Almost there! I'm having a bad hair day. And when I have a bad hair day I get embarrassed. And when I get embarrassed I drink!

村夫要被烦死了。。。
“@CodyCarson1022: @huffpostgreen It was a turtle get over it” Ha! Ha! I didn't even hit a turtle! I was in North Dakota for Christ sake!!!
只是个玩笑啊尼玛！！
For the last time I didn't hit a turtle! I haven't seen a turtle! So please all you turtle freaks go back to eating your boogers!! It's ok.
疯了。。
“@Bmags2k8: I like turtles” Me too!!! I hug and caress them everyday. I love turtles! I love turtles!! I F&CKING love turtles!!#turtlepower

题外话：
“@enoughforalways: Top 30 on The Highway fans voted Kiss My Country Ass as 3rd for what the theme should be for the Olympics.” Ha! Ha! Yes!
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈脑补一下。。。

“@OneMainRacing: Hey @BlakeShelton are you watching your boy@Elliott_Sadler racing at Indy right now?! #NASCAR” I am!!
某熊去了纳斯卡？果然老米还是比较喜欢激烈的赛车运动。。。（不过真的很好看~~
某熊要不你也尝试尝试F1？（曾经的米国站被取消了真糟糕。。。》《

之后某熊有个某个hater BLABLABLA了一段时间。。。
最后。。。估计村夫自己都已经厌倦turtle这个话题了。。
于是：
Ok.. Now that "Turtle-Gate" is over I want to apologize for my ignorant joke.. I never ran over a turtle. It wasn't even possible.【玩笑开大了真是忍不住要槽他一下。。
And also I'd like to thank my followers for always having my back!!! Y'all know my sense of humor. And yes it's screwed up...
Remember... It's like I always say "Take no shit my friends"...
We will now return to our regularly scheduled tweeting....【要开始“劳资今天又特么的喝多了。。。”或者“现在最尴尬的是。。。”这种话题了么。。。。

咳咳，原来这才是整个turtle事件的亮点么。。。
If you were living under a rock in the last 24 hours, Blake stirred a little buzz after his tweets last night.. Adam tweeting this right now only means 1 thing:
HE’S DEFENDING HIS BOYFRIEND!!!
【一口老血。。。。。