1．we two who and who？　　 咱俩谁跟谁阿　　2．how are you ? how old are you?　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？　　3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！　　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!　　有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me　　 彼此彼此　　7．You Give Me Stop!!　　 你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow　　 知之为知之，不知为不知...9．WATCH SISTER　　 表妹10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough　　美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die　　 车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open　　心花怒放14．go past no mistake past　　 走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!　　 老外：I am sorry too!　　小明：I am sorry three!　　 老外：What are you sorry for?　　小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money,I have no;　　if you want life,I have one!　　 要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.　　我叫李老大，今年25。18．you have two down son。　　你有两下子。19．as far as you go to die　　有多远，死多远！！！！ 20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose youface ,I turn my　face　　 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

某日,一名闻名全国的外教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口:"凭我的早已,没有什么我翻译不了的英语,就连中国成语也难不倒我." 于是,同学们纷纷发问.........甲:people mountain people sea.师:小case.人山人海!乙:I feel it difficult o pass.师:哼,我感到很难过.丙:Good good study,day day up.师:好好学习,天天向上.丁:Three heart two meaning.师:简单,三心二意.戊:Look through autumn water.师:难不倒我,望穿秋水.已:Red face know me.师:太简单拉 ,红颜知己庚:Horse horse tiger tiger .师:哎,马马虎虎.辛:We are brother who and who.师:咱哥俩谁跟谁.壬:But i am not care three seven twenty-one.师:我不管三七二十一.癸:老师,这个你一定不知道:Blue who say and who's.师:??????恩.........这个..........我想.........真的被你难倒了......这句到底是什么意思啊?

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