通过媒体报道和采访，我们了解了一部份的老吉：风趣、开朗，文质彬彬。那镜头之外的老吉又是如何
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？听听见过本尊的路人们怎么说吧

漂亮的蓝眼吉


我对那些见过本尊的淫们，带着无数不清的羡慕，插一楼

不肖老爸说老吉
至于Jake——我叫他Jake。我遇到过他两次。两次兴奋不已的邂垢。一次是在Fiddlehead农场路边的超市，我看着他的眼，微笑和点头打召呼。Jake笑得有点腼腆，我记得他说了声“嗨”。那就像是昨天才发生的事。第二天早上，我在Lambert’s Cove海滩溜我那两只狗。我那时只有两只狗（当时Lambert’s Cove海滩又叫做狗滩）。它现在还是溜狗海滩，只是多了些对宠物不友好的法西斯限制。Jake常和朋友在这里溜狗，有时带着他的德国牧羊犬。他曾和我就狗进行过简短的交谈。
那天在海滩溜狗时，我给我21岁的女儿打电话，她就在离这五分钟路程外。最多15分钟，如果算上她带上正在照看的小孩子和一路找过来的时间。我知道Hannah肯定会一路飞奔过来看Jake。我只是没想到她竟然疯狂到换上一件丝质的金色珠片洋装，群摆开叉几乎到了肚脐，绝对是戛纳海滩上狗仔们的最爱。她这一身和地上满是沙的早上8点半的狗公园极其不合。唯一好彩的是她当时正在帮她客户溜狗。
当我女儿到了海滩时，她几乎很难不看向Jake那个方向。当时整个沙滩只有不到30人。她和我说的第一句话是“老天，他好帅。看那胸膛。他好可爱。他留了胡子？”对，Hannah，你可以从他嘴周围的毛发看出来。
我告诉我女儿“你可以过去和他说点啥，你和他也算有点关系嘛”（我女儿的同事是吉姐的朋友之类）。Hannah还曾见过吉姐和姐夫。名人到处都有嘛。
“去和Jake聊聊吧，Hannah。和他聊他的狗。当他以大男生的机智回你时，笑得迷人点，轻抚他的上手臂（随便吃吃豆腐，反正不吃白不吃嘛，果然姜还是老D飙悍哪）。我会帮你看着狗狗，并拍下你吃帅哥明星豆腐的无耻行为。”
这是不是才是乔布斯发明iPhone的初衷——为了不肖中年们在狗滩帮女儿拉皮条？（同问乔帮主）


原文
With Jake – I call him Jake – it’s actually been two times. Two spine-tingling times. Once in Fiddlehead Farm roadside market, I caught his eye, grinned and nodded hello. Jake smiled shyly and said, if I recall, “Hi.” It see***ike just yesterday. The next morning, I was walking my two dogs on Lambert’s Cove beach. I had just the two at the time, back when Lambert’s Cove was happily known as the dog beach. It’s still the dog beach but now with more fascist, anti-pet friend restrictions. Jake was with human and pet friends, including his German Shepherd. He and I briefly chatted about our dogs.
That day on the beach, I phoned my then 21-year-old daughter who I knew was five minutes away. Fifteen if you count packing up the children she was nannying and navigating the dune path. I knew that Hannah would race to get a look at Jake Gyllenhall. What I did not expect was for her to have changed insanely into a silky, golden, bejeweled, cleavage-revealing one-piece that swept nearly to her navel and was worthy of the paparazzi on the beaches of Cannes. She looked shockingly out of place here at 8:30 a.m. at what was in effect a sand-covered version of a dog park. The only fortunate attribute saving her was that she was walking her client’s dog.
On her approach down the final dune to the water’s edge, she nearly fell over awkwardly attempting not to look in Jake’s direction. There were less than thirty people on the entire beach. The first thing she said to me was, “Oh my god. He’s so cute. Look at his chest. He’s adorable. Does he have a beard?” Yes, Hannah. You can tell by all the hair around his mouth. So that happened.
I told her, “You could go up to talk to him; you have an in.” The woman who Hannah worked for was actually friends or something with Jake’s sister Maggie or their sons were friends — that kind of thing. Hannah had even met Maggie at some point with Peter Sarsgard. I know. Celebs everywhere.
“Go talk to Jake, Hannah. Go to talk to Jake. Say something about his dog. When he answers in a boyishly witty way, chuckle coquettishly and touch his upper arm. I’ll stand over here with the dogs and video you shamelessly groping a handsome movie star.”
Was this the reason why Steve Jobs invented the iPhone in the first place – for middle-aged men to pimp their daughters on a dog beach?

羡慕，嫉妒，恨呀，我也想看宝！



既然有TX提，就把这个也搬过来吧...电视台PA说（她是在SNL节目组打过一段短工的中国留学生，在去年3月Jake到SNL宣传SC时见过本尊，原文如下）：
才想起来刚才答应要8JAKE的
　　JAKE 就是LZ眼里的完美帅哥 颜无敌 身高够格
　　说句震惊的吧 JAKE是LZ见过比较不上镜的演员了
　　但是帅归帅 还是个很不好接触的人
　　像LZ这样的人根本都木有机会去攀谈 工作事宜也不能
　　非常非常重视个人隐私的人 很少主动找别人说话 脸总是冷冷的
　　脸上老是写着“别惹我”三个大字
　　说实话可以说是比较大牌的一个人了 唉

请记住，某吉比较不上镜哟o_O...好奇真身得帅到怎样一个祸国秧民...呀呀呀呀呀呀


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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊，好羡慕啊！

受不鸟了，我也要艳遇~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~···

。。。那个地方啊？我家狗狗好久没溜溜了。哈哈

这个推主对于见过某的室友各种羡慕+妒嫉
I can barely deal with this. I am going to be 18 shades of envy after hearing about it in detail.（我几乎不能接受这个。听了室友近距离接近Jake我各种妒嫉）
When asked if he was cocky, roomie said, "Not at all. So kind." Resume swooning.（我问他Jake耍不耍大牌，室友回：“一点也不。他很和蔼。”我快要晕倒了）
Jake Gyllenhaal is in Toronto. Source: my roommate, whom he just approached and called cute. （Jake在多伦多。消息来源：我室友。他之前得以近距离接触过某吉，说本尊很帅）

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