Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?　　问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。　　Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 　　美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。

Question: How can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 　　美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfigh or Toro（Bull) 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 　　Question: How can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opｅning. 　　西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 　　菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 　　Question: How can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 　　菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 　　问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 　　伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 　　Question: How can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 转自　　伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 　　印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。　　Question: How can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 　　印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a 　　male organ in your country? 　　问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车（马来西亚国产车)。 　　Question: How can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 　　马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬（造型类似HONDA)其实很软（一撞就变形)。

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu （Afraid to lose). 　　新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 　　Question: How can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutesbefore the show is over. 　　新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。

中国小姐回答的真的太棒了!

呵呵只有中国小姐话里没有突出贬义呢

汗。。不仅没有贬义～～还大大的称赞了一番。。

啧啧中国女人还真是给男人面子啊

恩。。。经管事实不是那样的。。。

分人分人了,13亿人口呢,总会有好的

是的

汗。。。。１３亿里面有６.５亿男人。。。。。６.５亿里有一半没有能力。。或是能力消失。。。３.２５亿里有１.２５亿得了ＥＤ。。。２亿里有２千万出家的。。。。８千万出嫁的。。。还有１亿了。。。

出嫁= =!~```

1亿还那么多

恩。。分人分人了,1亿男人呢,总会有好的