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最逗的应该算是斯大林同志回忆丫习武岁月的那段儿了 是时 斯氏光着膀子在Razliv湖边修炼武功 酷肖skywalker 旁边列宁身披大氅 无论神情打扮都俨然是yoda master 该场景中给列宁同志设计的台词是:"That's not bad, my dear chap, but thewe's one mistake you're makin'...The laws of histowical inevitability are our stwength. You must learn to make the laws obey you. "(there读成thewe乃是作者很不厚道地给列宁安上俄国口音) 故事结尾 经过如此这般一番无厘头地打斗 希特勒终于挂掉之后 在地狱门口赫然出现北欧神话中的Odin大神的婢女Valkyries 希氏有云:"I will rest in Valhalla(阵亡战士灵魂的殿堂)" 斯大林同志却抢白丫道:"There is no such thing as Valhalla. Any seminary student would tell you that." 最后 倒霉的暴君于是乎陷入了哈姆雷特式的自我拷问:"Where will I go?" 卧操 这一问一答真是太邪典了
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