Money is not everything. There\'s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 　　 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

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