转自DB的facebook

I wanted to publicly share some things that AJ can do to make herself a better Diva:
1. Be taller. Not sure how? How about trading in those Chuck Taylors for a nice pair of heels?
2. Adopt a strict vegan lifestyle to stay mentally and physically fit. Maybe if you stop eating eggs, you'll stop walking on eggshells all the time.
3. Highlight your beauty through silence. Be seen but not heard.
4. Focus on inspiring others as a role model, exhibiting real beauty on the inside and outside … like me.
5. How about trading in those skulls you wear on your clothes for the butterfly of the Divas Title?
6. Remember that "gamer" really means "loser couch potato".
7. Only champions have enough discipline to not get fat from eating vegan animal crackers. Please stop asking me to share and buy a second box.
8. Just consider that Pokemon is a silly children's game and will prevent people from taking you seriously.
9. To create a constant glow, fill yourself with the blissful reality that you are dating the World Heavyweight Champion!

LZSB

DB恶意卖萌

话说AJ是个技术很不错的DIVA，能做出HURRICAN DDT,站立式不知火

蛋妞9条…

虽然不知道在讲啥，但是感觉很厉害的样子

话说AJ是个技术很不错的DIVA，能做出Shining Wizard这种神技


这招好像难度不是很高吧，有多神呢

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怪物是高端乌龟蜜

武藤大神告诉我，会闪光的Diva都是好Diva