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level 11
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Despite a stupid attempt at a plot, the connectivity between the stages is nonexistent. The game hovers a random swarm of level entrances sprinkled against a white background like someone emptied their pick 'n' mix into the bathtub. Of course, the very existence of a game like this is basically a tacit admission by Sonic Team that they haven't got a clue what they're doing. They've basically taken the franchise apart and spread the bits out looking for the problem, little realizing that the problem is behind them gobbing chewing gum into their hair.
The switching back and forth between retro Sonic and retard Sonic would have been fine if they'd stuck to the plan of keeping all the 2D gameplay in the former half and all the 3D gameplay in the latter, but modern Sonic seems to have an awful lot of 2D sections too, probably because Sonic Colors and Sonic Unleashed both eventually grasped that controlling Sonic in 3D gameplay is like holding onto a bar of soap in the bath. But what we end up with is two very similiar-looking levels with two completely different sets of physics and control styles. And let me tell you, playing a retro Sonic level after a lengthy modern Sonic level, forgetting too late that you don't have a homing attack now and falling down a murder hole is a social faux pas that will hard to live down.
Speaking of murder holes, I swear there's something wrong with the jump button, because half the time, at speed, it see***ike I need to press it a quarter second before I think I need to press it. "Oh, Yahtzee, you dottering old scrotum face! Perhaps your neurons are just too old and enclogged with tumors to keep up with the pace of Sonic games anymore." You know what, you could be right, you cunt. Because whenever a collectible zooms past far too quickly for me to possibly get and I accidentally take a route that means I can't go back for it without restarting the level, I do have a strong urge to shake my walking stick in fury. This is particularly obnoxious in the final boss fight that does the last level of Sonic & Knuckles thing where you have to keep collecting rings or die, but the screen is so ****ing cluttered and the rings so small and drab that I couldn't see the bloody things until they were sailing past by grotesquely inflated head.
What is with Sonic and rings, anyway? How many people is he planning to marry? He's like the Zsa Zsa Gabor of the woodland community.
Speaking of the woodland community, remember all those friends of Sonic he accumulated over the years that all disappeared from more recent Sonic games because everyone hates them? Well, guess who's back en masse! But lest you accuse the game of putting them in for fan service - although I'd hate to think what kind of fan was baying for a return appearance of ****ing Charmy the Bee - each one has their own level with their own increasingly contrived gameplay mechanic, like Rouge the Bat distracting robots by flashing her tits at them. And I don't even want to think about how many ways that doesn't make sense.
I get the feeling Sonic is doing the Resident Evil thing. That's where you spend years cluttering your game universe with characters and backstory until it becomes to new characters about as penetrable as a stone slab that doesn't believe in sex before marriage. But then they make a game - Resident Evil 4 in the one case and Sonic Colors in the other - that actually does all right because it gets away from all that tangled nonsense. Whereupon the developers go "Phew, thought we'd lost it for a second there" and blithely bring the tangled nonsense back in the very next game. It's like when a dieter loses three pounds and decides it's safe to go back to drinking an entire can of golden syrup for breakfast.
Basically the failing of Sonic Generations is that any celebration of Sonic at this point is like breastfeeding a seventeen-year-old: extremely too late. And it'd probably get you thrown out of a restaurant.
2012年02月25日 10点02分
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The switching back and forth between retro Sonic and retard Sonic would have been fine if they'd stuck to the plan of keeping all the 2D gameplay in the former half and all the 3D gameplay in the latter, but modern Sonic seems to have an awful lot of 2D sections too, probably because Sonic Colors and Sonic Unleashed both eventually grasped that controlling Sonic in 3D gameplay is like holding onto a bar of soap in the bath. But what we end up with is two very similiar-looking levels with two completely different sets of physics and control styles. And let me tell you, playing a retro Sonic level after a lengthy modern Sonic level, forgetting too late that you don't have a homing attack now and falling down a murder hole is a social faux pas that will hard to live down.
Speaking of murder holes, I swear there's something wrong with the jump button, because half the time, at speed, it see***ike I need to press it a quarter second before I think I need to press it. "Oh, Yahtzee, you dottering old scrotum face! Perhaps your neurons are just too old and enclogged with tumors to keep up with the pace of Sonic games anymore." You know what, you could be right, you cunt. Because whenever a collectible zooms past far too quickly for me to possibly get and I accidentally take a route that means I can't go back for it without restarting the level, I do have a strong urge to shake my walking stick in fury. This is particularly obnoxious in the final boss fight that does the last level of Sonic & Knuckles thing where you have to keep collecting rings or die, but the screen is so ****ing cluttered and the rings so small and drab that I couldn't see the bloody things until they were sailing past by grotesquely inflated head.
What is with Sonic and rings, anyway? How many people is he planning to marry? He's like the Zsa Zsa Gabor of the woodland community.
Speaking of the woodland community, remember all those friends of Sonic he accumulated over the years that all disappeared from more recent Sonic games because everyone hates them? Well, guess who's back en masse! But lest you accuse the game of putting them in for fan service - although I'd hate to think what kind of fan was baying for a return appearance of ****ing Charmy the Bee - each one has their own level with their own increasingly contrived gameplay mechanic, like Rouge the Bat distracting robots by flashing her tits at them. And I don't even want to think about how many ways that doesn't make sense.
I get the feeling Sonic is doing the Resident Evil thing. That's where you spend years cluttering your game universe with characters and backstory until it becomes to new characters about as penetrable as a stone slab that doesn't believe in sex before marriage. But then they make a game - Resident Evil 4 in the one case and Sonic Colors in the other - that actually does all right because it gets away from all that tangled nonsense. Whereupon the developers go "Phew, thought we'd lost it for a second there" and blithely bring the tangled nonsense back in the very next game. It's like when a dieter loses three pounds and decides it's safe to go back to drinking an entire can of golden syrup for breakfast.
Basically the failing of Sonic Generations is that any celebration of Sonic at this point is like breastfeeding a seventeen-year-old: extremely too late. And it'd probably get you thrown out of a restaurant.
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