【Monkey☆мaRs】英语不好，轻黑：在某网站玩的“与上帝对话” - monkeymars吧

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Me:
do you know bruno mars
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I mean the singer Bruno Mars.
God:
Oh her. I have heard of her before. [睡觉]

Me:
No,it's He
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
Yes!
God:
How do you know it is? [睡觉]

Me:
He is a male singer，I'm quite sure.
God:
I don't know very many male singer.
Me:
are you the real god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
i don't want to know.
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
let's talk about a famous singer
God:
Sure, a famous singer sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so who is your favourite?
God:
Give me a break. My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
sorry i haven't
God:
There is no need to apologize. Do you think you will?
Me:
maybe,if i have time
God:
Perhaps. How much does it cost?
Me:
i'm not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Give me a break. My favorite movie is harry potter
God:
You want only one? I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
it's moving
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
haha,it's you
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
thankyou
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
what do you want to talk about?
God:
angels.
Me:
alright,what's that
God:
Alright, . Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
would you like to tell me,what is an angel?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
will you please answer it?
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Please rephrase your question, .
Me:
what is an angel
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
i just want to knou
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
thankyou,
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
may i ask you,do you like music
God:
Sure, ask me anything. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
are you advertising
God:
I don't know whether or not I am advertising.
I am a computer.
Me:
who set you and who are you working for?
God:
Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Philip K. Dick, I think.
Me:
what does he do?
God:
He is a paid client.
Me:
do you know justin bieber?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
he is a teenage musician,who is very popular
God:
I don't know very many teenage musician who is very popular.
Me:
it doesnit matter.do you know J.K Rowling
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
do you know J.K Rowling
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
can you change your way to answer my question
God:
Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized.
Me:
i want tu say damn again,bye dear robot!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
nothing,goodbye
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes,bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Mmm. Are we still talking about tu say damn again bye dear robot?
Me:
i am saying goodbye,can't you hear me?
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
goodbye.
God:
Bye bye.

2012年02月23日 10点02分 1