Niles：...so I steeled myself and asked her if she would be free next week.
Frasier: And?
Niles: Well, her lips said no but her eyes said read my lips.
------S4E19 Three Dates And a Breakup

Frasier: I filled in for you when you were too sick to meet with your "Fear of Intimacy" group!
Niles: I wasn't sick. They were just getting too close.
-------S1E23 Frasier Crane's Day Off

Frasier: Yes, well I didn't see you volunteering this afternoon.
Niles: Well, I couldn't. I had my 'fear of abandonment' workshop today,and I've already been a no-show twice.
-----------S1E11 Death Becomes Him


Niles reads from his journal: "Awake five am. Blissful confusion. Something's happened, but what? 5:01. Ah yes. An overwhelming sense of emptiness and despair. 5:07" - it's hard to read. Oh right - Wept uncontrollably. 6:18. All cried out, hungry now, ate entire box of Frosted Flakes, they're grrrr-eat!" So don't you tell me I'm not in touch with my emotions!
-------S3E8 The Last Time I Saw Maris

Frasier: Thanks, Niles. You are a good brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession.
Niles: You're a good brother, too.


1.10 Oops!
Niles: I really must go. I'm hosting a seminar on multiple personality disorders and it takes me forever to fill out the name tags.

1.14 Can't Buy Me Love
Niles: [about Maris] She's been afraid to fly since her harrowing incident.
Daphne: Oh, dear... Did a plane almost crash?
Niles: No, she was bumped from first class. She still wakes up screaming.

1.15 You Can't Tell a Crook By His Cover
Niles: My taekwondo instructor says I'm just two moves away from becoming quite threatening.

1.22 Author, Author
Niles: All my life I have dreamed of one thing: the day I could go into a library, go to the card catalogue and see my name under "Mental Illness."


1.1 The Good Son
Niles: You haven't heard a word I said.
Frasier: Oh Niles, you're a psychiatrist - you know what it's like to listen to people prattling on endlessly about their mundane lives.
Niles: Touché. And on that subject, I heard your show today.

Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.

怎么发不了帖子了？难道被关小黑屋啦？

Frasier: You're a psychiatrist, you know what it's like to listen to people prattling on endlessly about their mundane lives.
Niles: Touche. And on that subject, I heard your show today.

Frasier: Niles, before you do something rash, you should consider it from all angles.
Niles: I've spent three years considering Daphne from all angles.

Frasier: By the way, where's Maris? I haven't seen her all night.
Niles: She's on your bed.
Frasier: My bed?
Niles: Yes, she's asleep under the guests' coats. She exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting.

Niles Crane的妙语数不胜数。

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